Some naughty photos of a man that certainly appears to be Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones are currently making their way around the internet. The pictures were initially released back in January as part of a 20-page essay that was written by a man named Frank Hoover.
Hoover seems to have some sort of obsession with Jones. As Joe Kinsey of Busted Coverage noted, Hoover referred to himself as the “Son of God” in his essay and said he wants to help Jones. All he asks for in return is Jerry’s friendship. It’s very eery stuff:
In the end, I’ve sat here and no one will listen to me. Today, I have a negative balance in my checking account, I was laid off on my birthday, December 13 and my girlfriend left me because of the risks and my job to provide you this information. I don’t even have a bed to sleep on. I sleep on an inflatable mattress with a hole in it so when I wake up in the mornings, I’m tilted upside down. I could’ve easily called TMZ or another media outlet to sell these for millions, but I didn’t. The fact is I’m not about making a fast buck. I’m about what’s right and wrong. Mr. Jones, you were wronged and it will happen again if I don’t help you. All I ask in return is for your friendship and my own safety and well-being. I just need you to believe in me. …
If you somehow got through that portion, here is some more:
God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours. It’s a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity. On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that God’s Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God. The pictures and other information I provide to you as proof of who I am and why I am here on earth. I am the way, the truth and Jerry, you are my light. I have been sent by God to fix the problems created during the years leading up to my birth. The removal of Gold as the primary backing source of value of the US Dollar. There were three gifts in the bible: Gold, Frank (incense) and Myrrh. The person responsible for your crime is named 24K and born on 8/8/78 (888).
Anyway, back to the pictures. It is unclear when the photos were taken, but they appear to be somewhat recent — like within the last 1-3 years. Whatever the hell was going on, it appeared that Jones (or his doppleganger) was partying in a hotel somewhere and having himself a blast.
Without context for the photos, we really don’t know what else to say. Jerruh still likes to party? I guess that’s the only conclusion we can draw.
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