Jerry Jones boob grab picture and more


Some naughty photos of a man that certainly appears to be Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones are currently making their way around the internet. The pictures were initially released back in January as part of a 20-page essay that was written by a man named Frank Hoover.

Hoover seems to have some sort of obsession with Jones. As Joe Kinsey of Busted Coverage noted, Hoover referred to himself as the “Son of God” in his essay and said he wants to help Jones. All he asks for in return is Jerry’s friendship. It’s very eery stuff:

In the end, I’ve sat here and no one will listen to me. Today, I have a negative balance in my checking account, I was laid off on my birthday, December 13 and my girlfriend left me because of the risks and my job to provide you this information. I don’t even have a bed to sleep on. I sleep on an inflatable mattress with a hole in it so when I wake up in the mornings, I’m tilted upside down. I could’ve easily called TMZ or another media outlet to sell these for millions, but I didn’t. The fact is I’m not about making a fast buck. I’m about what’s right and wrong. Mr. Jones, you were wronged and it will happen again if I don’t help you. All I ask in return is for your friendship and my own safety and well-being. I just need you to believe in me. …

If you somehow got through that portion, here is some more:

God gave me these photos and I was given a choice. I could sell them and ruin your life in the media, make millions and tell my story or I could hold them in secret and suffer until I reached you. So, I gave my own life to save yours. It’s a bold statement and the next statement is even bolder. It may scare you, but you have to believe in who I am. I know this because I am the Son of God and he sent me to you. Jerry, you and the Cowboys are the Star we will use to Light My Path. I spent 5 years suffering, losing all my possessions, giving the rest away to charity and then living poor. I almost lost my mind until God revealed my true identity. On 7/11/12, 7 days after the God Particle was found in France, I was awoken by God and told to find you, Mr. Jones, to let the world know that God’s Son has risen. My name is Frank Hoover and I am the Son of God. The pictures and other information I provide to you as proof of who I am and why I am here on earth. I am the way, the truth and Jerry, you are my light. I have been sent by God to fix the problems created during the years leading up to my birth. The removal of Gold as the primary backing source of value of the US Dollar. There were three gifts in the bible: Gold, Frank (incense) and Myrrh. The person responsible for your crime is named 24K and born on 8/8/78 (888).

Anyway, back to the pictures. It is unclear when the photos were taken, but they appear to be somewhat recent — like within the last 1-3 years. Whatever the hell was going on, it appeared that Jones (or his doppleganger) was partying in a hotel somewhere and having himself a blast.


Without context for the photos, we really don’t know what else to say. Jerruh still likes to party? I guess that’s the only conclusion we can draw.

Also see: Patriots owner Robert Kraft with his young girlfriend

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  • Matt

    Are these photos supposed to make JJ look bad or AWESOME?

  • SpinMax

    He also has a hot tub in the shape of Texas. That’s right!

  • Candide Scaramouche

    While this will surely not stop the professional level of crazy in those letters I would like to point out that the Higgs Boson was ‘discovered’ in data as early as 2011 and both groups working separately for verification thought they had the particle by end of Nov 2011. Further previously collected data would be analyzed early in 2012 leading up to a public announcement on July 4th of the discovery of a new particle which was not inconsistent with the predictions of the Standard Model. It wasn’t until March 2013 that the two groups working with the LHC announced the particle was almost certainly the Higgs Boson.

    One other teensy little detail that may have escaped Mr. Crazypants–the nickname “God Particle” had nothing to do with God. Instead it has been widely reported that it was a shortening of the nickname of the “goddamn particle” that was so difficult to find. Dr. Higgs (one of the 5 physicists working together but his name got latched on) was also a devout atheist.

    Terribly sorry. Please seek mental health services immediately.

  • vice86

    So now its bad to take pics with a couple of classy gals? Bunch of malarky if you ask me.

  • Arsen Dadyan

    I need more cowbells..and some more of JJ pics(preferably with hot white hoodrats)

  • Tony Johnson

    Did not use to like Jerry, until now.

  • Adán

    lol no wonder cowboys always suck!

  • Victor Jarvis

    You don’t know the definition of classy.