Mike Tyson Doesn’t Think Glen Rice Banged Sarah Palin Hard Enough

Just when you thought all aspects of the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice love story had been explored, we forget that Mike Tyson had yet to weigh in. Iron Mike did just that as a guest on Gridlock KWWN Espn Radio 1100/98.9FM with Paul Howard, Mitch Moss, and Seat Williams Thursday.

Audio from the interview is posted below, as well as Tyson’s best comments. We typically keep things fairly PG-13 here at LBS, but this interview definitely would earn us an R-rating at the least. Mike Tyson appeared to be living out his own sexual fantasies envisioning Glen Rice and Sarah Palin together. This dude was getting really excited.

Though Tyson was stoked that Palin was into black guys, he doesn’t think Rice is the kind of guy who would have given it to her the way he would want.

“Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!

“Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!”

Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.

“In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you’re a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love.”

Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?”

Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn’t sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.

“She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her.”

“When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff!”

“Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”

The entire interview was hilarious and the transcriptions don’t do it justice. You can listen to both parts of the interview below:

Previously: Glen Rice and Sarah Palin Reportedly Had One-Night Stand

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  • Anonymous

    Mike Tyson should be encouraging Sarah Plain to “Stick to your own kind baby!”  Mike and Sarah need to remember that we caucasian men need loving too! 

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_NZW2UQQIBJ5XILKYSNUNA32WRM ImpressedByTexabillies

    There are a whole lot of inbred , racist, ignorant, hydroencephalitic headed, TeaChoads crying tonite. Oh did I forget white? No that would be redundant.

  • Anonymous

    Mike Tyson shows his true color(s) again …. biting someone’s ear off pales Vs his description of what he would do to SP sexually …. and you guys printed it  SHAME!!

  • http://twitter.com/DREGstudios Brandt Hardin

    Who says Tea Partiers are racist?  Turns out his wife’s as liberal as they come
    and likes to dip in the chocolate!  Don’t
    be ashamed Todd- at least she didn’t do it for the money.  A lot has changed since ’87 and she’ll show
    us all the goods for the cash now.  See
    what I mean with this racy picture at http://dregstudiosart.blogspot.com/2011/06/ecstasy-of-sarah-palin_15.html

  • Anonymous

    Paulie Mitch n Seat this radio show is one of the best sports shows in USA.  I’ve lived east, west, south, northwest….nowhere has a show like this.  These guys have great chemistry which is why Tyson was comfortable enough to let lose.  One of the other reaseons this show rules is that Vegas has no home team sports teams so the conversation is not limited to crap about the local mediocre teams.  Add to that that vegas has a steady stream of sports celebrities passing through constantly.  Vegas and Pauli, Mitch and Seat are Awesome.  Go Home Team.  Go Tyson.  

  • NorCon

    Thats rite, embrace a convicted rapist and woman-beater and let him have his rape-fantasy published so that Palin’s 5 children can get to hear all about it.

    Its soo Manly isn’t it Larry? I bet you would just luuve to get somebody to talk that type of trash so that your children (if you got any) could her how her mother should be raped like that.

    What a great MAN and concerned parent you are Larry, I bet all the women just love to hear about how you approve of such filth..

  • Anonymous

    To let a convicted rapist have radio “airtime” and then to let him sprew his vile hatred and well documented sickly motivated actions upswelling directly from his now very deep state of mental illness. This man is sick coming from a history within the atmosphere of violence & abuse, but it is important to know and understand that any past abuse has now stroked his anger to tremendous levels of hate and need to damage victims! Without this Tyson cannot successfully feed his huge and growing anger. His only target and concern is that of being rendered a howling madman and an abusive cripple. It is simply a state in which Mike Tyson now finds himself: he is unable to function in our society, he cannot participate in the legal sphere of community. His community values have been replaced with sickness and pain. It is surely no coincidence Tyson has become a half-wit joke, his life synchronizing unbeknown with his stumbling no-punch, full-belly laugh actions. One could mistake Tyson as a old and well spent boxer, if it were not from his fast spoken garbage of hate and rape or is it rape and hate. That is a question I wish I could put to Mike, does a raper, rape then hate (the hate being a cheap stupid and obviously simple cop-out) or what the psycologist is taught from behaviour science (there is emotion first then the action, he is acting out with rape as his punishment for his victims). Nevertheless, Mike Tyson would still today, given a chance (elevator ride with an unsuspecting women) beat, molest and rape her; but, mark this, he is no longer a fighter furiously hiding his emotional limitations and physical lackings. Tyson’s failings are very obvious to every boxing fan & Judge, plus female & male on-watcher of his rapid decend into “his own physic madness”. Tyson is only now a demented freak given over to the mind-bending burning vile of his own hatred! I can only say his sad, ohh so sad horror of a story is analgaous to that of his too strong aura – what intense acrid odor he gives off. Tyson has a nasty stench of old urine of multiple waste products . This leaves extremely sour gastic juices filling my mouth like bad vomit spit. It is the most dirty of tastes!

  • http://www.facebook.com/darcdante Aaron Davidson

    Hilarious? Yeah, that’s one way to put it. Another way would be sexist and a promotion of negative stereotypes about black men that were originally created by Klan members.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_73UXL6HKW65CYW4RD5YROK3KIE Ignatius Reilly

    Thanks for summing up the reasons crazy aunt Sarah needs a hunk of Mike in her life.

  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_73UXL6HKW65CYW4RD5YROK3KIE Ignatius Reilly

    It would seem that Michael is taking ownership of those stereotypes and turning them to humor. Perhaps you’re just seeing him as a “Crazy n****r,” another stereotype.

    The world is offensive, sometimes you just have to laugh.

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  • Anonymous

    Tyson was telling it like it is in that special American Urban vernacular.   Ha, ha, ha to all you Palin lovers.  If only you could have lived that love like Mr. Rice.  Face it, Palins an everyday dummy unworthy of office.  Didn’t she quit her job as governor because she did a crappy job of governing?  Imagine how she’d do as president.  Thanks Mike Tyson for your genuine perspective. 

  • http://profile.yahoo.com/IBVG7O4B6K4AAL5TUTJFUTELSA Joan

    Tyson is a pig!