Mike Tyson Doesn’t Think Glen Rice Banged Sarah Palin Hard Enough
Just when you thought all aspects of the Sarah Palin-Glen Rice love story had been explored, we forget that Mike Tyson had yet to weigh in. Iron Mike did just that as a guest on Gridlock KWWN Espn Radio 1100/98.9FM with Paul Howard, Mitch Moss, and Seat Williams Thursday.
Audio from the interview is posted below, as well as Tyson’s best comments. We typically keep things fairly PG-13 here at LBS, but this interview definitely would earn us an R-rating at the least. Mike Tyson appeared to be living out his own sexual fantasies envisioning Glen Rice and Sarah Palin together. This dude was getting really excited.
Though Tyson was stoked that Palin was into black guys, he doesn’t think Rice is the kind of guy who would have given it to her the way he would want.
“Glen Rice is a wonderful man. He’s a wonderful guy,” Tyson said, “But you want her to be with somebody like [Dennis] Rodman getting up in there. Pushing her guts up in the back of her head!
“Glen Rice is a nice, mellow, docile man, non-threatening black guy — you want someone like Rodman — yeah baby! Imagine Palin with a big old black stallion ripping — yeehaw!”
Tyson proceeded to opine on the sexual desires of men and women.
“In life in general you know, everybody gotta get that out of their system when they get out of college. If you’re a black man, every white girl, every uppity middle class — everybody gotta get their share of love.”
Later on in the interview, Tyson brought it back to Palin and blurted out “Isn’t that beautiful to hear Palin got boned out by a black dude?”
Despite the anecdote, Tyson isn’t sure if this story will help Palin win the black vote.
“She could always get boned out by a black person — a vote to bang her. Other than a vote to run office, the only thing she can do … she’s not a bad person because she likes black people … at least in her.”
“When you think of Glen Rice, you don’t think of him coming back from Georgia and just slamming … you don’t think of that stuff!”
“Sarah Palin … she met the wombshifter.”
The entire interview was hilarious and the transcriptions don’t do it justice. You can listen to both parts of the interview below: