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Alyse Lahti Johnson Used to Make Tiger Woods Crayon Drawings?

We already knew that Tiger Woods had a couple of creepasaurus bones in his body, but this latest development is disgusting enough to make me hurl. Last week we told you about Alyse Lahti Johnson, the 22-year-old gossip outlets were calling Tiger’s new girlfriend. We said she’s probably messing around with Tiger but not actually his girlfriend. Seriously, you really think Tiger is monogamous? That’s a bigger joke than this embarrassing mugshot.

Anyhow, getting back to the creepy aspects of this hookup for Tiger, it’s bad enough that he is nailing a 22-year-old girl who also is a former neighbor. What makes it even more disgusting is that apparently Tiger has known her for quite some time to the point that The Daily Mail says Johnson “drew the golfing star crayon drawings before his tournaments to wish him luck.”

Gross.

This dude should be ashamed of himself if that is the case. The whole scenario kinda reminds me of the scene from About a Boy when Hugh Grant is asked to be the Godfather of his friends’ new child. He says he’s a terrible choice because he’ll forget all her birthdays until her 18th when he’ll take her out, get her drunk, and let’s face it, probably try to shag her. Yup, that’s who Tiger is. The Godfather who will take your kid out and try to shag her. C’mon man.

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Alyse Lahti Johnson Is Tiger Woods’ New Girlfriend? We Doubt it

It really is funny the way stories can run their course depending on how publishing outlets present them. For instance, all it takes is one sports site to throw out a blurb on Tiger having a “new girlfriend” and then all the other gossip sites jump on it. The original report says 22-year-old Alyse Lanti Johnson, who attends Northwood University and appeared to have played volleyball at the University of New Hampshire, has been dating Tiger for a few months. None of their information indicates that is Tiger’s girlfriend, and from what we know about the man, he’d be extremely unlikely to have an exclusive girlfriend. Plus, their info alone says the two are only dating.

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On top of that, a nugget from Radar Online denies that Johnson and Tiger are dating. They write that Alyse “sent a BBM to a mutual friend … saying she didn’t consider herself Tiger’s girlfriend. They were just having a good time hooking up.” That’s about what I would expect.

So Tiger getting with some 22-year-old girl means that’s his girlfriend? Not in my book. Now if we’re going to start playing the game of naming everyone he’s photographed with as his girlfriend, then I’m not really interested in playing. After all, if we qualified anyone who had a fling with Tiger as his girlfriend, we’d have to include this long list too:

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