Times must be tough for the Deer Antler Velvet Spray business, because these folks are running a Groupon with the product marked 90 percent off the regular price. Well, that’s assuming anyone would actually pay $100 for some of this magical Bambi spray in the first place.
Yes, those great salesmen behind the Deer Antler Velvet Extract Spray product — which, by the way, is entirely phony — are offering two bottles of the spray for the low low low price of $9.99. At 90 percent off and for a savings of $90.01 I’m almost tempted to buy it. Not so much because I actually want to “grow a fluffier white tail,” as the product promises to do for users, but just because how can you pass up the opportunity to save $90.01? That’s almost too good to be true.
I sure hope someone contacted team trainers around the NFL to notify them about these fantastic deal. This would be a great opportunity for them to stock up on this promising placebo product players love to ingest.
And if you don’t understand the reference to Ray Lewis, read this.
Big thanks to the Crab Man for the tip