We here at LBS found Brett Sutter’s mug shot from when he punched a cabbie to be hilarious. This dwarfs it.
Laurence Maroney was arrested in St. Louis on Monday night for possession of marijuana and carrying a concealed weapon while under the influence (he has a permit to carry otherwise). The Infinity he was riding in contained Maroney and five other friends who were smoking a whole bunch of weed and carrying three guns. His mug shot could be the greatest we’ve ever witnessed.
What are you thinking, Laurence? Forget the weed. Forget the concealed weapon. Did you lose some sort of dare that resulted in your having to sport the Pippi Longstocking look? This could be the most embarrassing hairtsyle I’ve ever seen on a professional athlete.
Clearly, the Patriots knew what they were doing when they got rid of the first round draft bust. Aside from being a terrible NFL running back, we now realize Maroney is one of the game’s biggest clowns.
Thanks to Deadspin for the picture.