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It’s Charles Barkley, so is it really shocking when he says something anymore? The guy raced an aging NBA official, sealed it with a kiss, and he followed that up by pissing off the entire Bay Area. So the man of many words was being …
There was a Punter Named Scott Player, Who was Cut by Arizona. Now we Must Bury the Single-bar Helmet.
I just can’t even muster up the words to describe how I feel about this news. Maybe it’s because high school football wasn’t a second religion in my town, or maybe it’s because life for most kids begins in college. I …
As the sleuthing Brian Cook at FanHouse discovered on Wednesday, Notre Dame’s starting QB for their opening game against Georgia Tech will be Demetrius Jones, not the speedo-wearing, Natty Light drinking, Jimmy Clausen. Even though Charlie Weis …
Many thanks to You Been Blinded for digging up that masterpiece.
College football players with great porn names [The Extrapolater] You can eat lunch with the MNF crew, I’m there [Awful Announcing] Comparing the Barry Zito signing to the Mike Hampton signing [Ballhype] The crew from The Hills rocking bikinis …
As I posted at FanHouse, the Red Sox think they have gotten to the bottom of Eric Gagne’s recent struggles. They say he was tipping his pitches, and that the problem has been corrected. We’ve reviewed film very extensively and we felt …
SPORTSbyBROOKS notifies us of the latest chapter in the sad story of former star quarterback Todd Marinovich. Attempting to skateboard in an area in Newport where it wasn’t allowed, Marinovich was arrested for resisting police officers. Oh …
As I wrote over at FanHouse, apparently the kid has been named. And no, it’s not Jonathan Brady, as was originally reported. His name, pay attention to the initials, is John Edward Thomas Moynahan. William Van Landingham thinks the kid has a …
The wait is finally over. America can now rest. The savior has arrived. Yi Jianlin has officially signed with the Bucks! Sure, all it took was a little bit of stalking on Milwaukee’s behalf, but hey, the I’s have been dotted, and …
Literally buy a piece of Mike Tyson’s excrement [100% Injury Rate] Brady Quinn had to be restrained to have his head shaved [SPORTbyBROOKS] A USC football coach with dog-fighting ties? [Bruins Nation via OSQ] Elle McPhereson should’ve …
Literally. I’ve always known that the baller formerly known as Skip to My Lou had some awesome hands. Trust me, I had him on my fantasy team plenty of times and the guy is quite a thief. Now he’s proven himself to be quite dexterous with …
It was noted here last week that the Michigan football players showed their confidence in 4th year quarterback Chad Henne by passing him over as a captain. As a result, Henne has decided he needs to change his attitude — piss some people off. …
Earlier in the month we had rumors that Baron Davis and Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher were smitten with each other. People said they were practically in love. If that’s the case, then what’s up with Baron being seen around town with …
I might need to grab a pair of the new Starbury’s [The Association] Scheduling spares us from excess Yankees/Red Sox [Obscure Sports Quarterly] What not to do to a $300,000 sports car [Construda] DC’s Top 5 funniest sports figures [Scott …
I have to say, I was quite moved by Michael Vick’s speech today. He apologized to Goodell, Blank, his teammates, and the fans. I’ll let you judge it for yourself, with much thanks to Awful Announcing for the video. Really, I think he …