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Literally buy a piece of Mike Tyson’s excrement [100% Injury Rate] Brady Quinn had to be restrained to have his head shaved [SPORTbyBROOKS] A USC football coach with dog-fighting ties? [Bruins Nation via OSQ] Elle McPhereson should’ve …
Literally. I’ve always known that the baller formerly known as Skip to My Lou had some awesome hands. Trust me, I had him on my fantasy team plenty of times and the guy is quite a thief. Now he’s proven himself to be quite dexterous with …
It was noted here last week that the Michigan football players showed their confidence in 4th year quarterback Chad Henne by passing him over as a captain. As a result, Henne has decided he needs to change his attitude — piss some people off. …
Earlier in the month we had rumors that Baron Davis and Desperate Housewife Teri Hatcher were smitten with each other. People said they were practically in love. If that’s the case, then what’s up with Baron being seen around town with …
I might need to grab a pair of the new Starbury’s [The Association] Scheduling spares us from excess Yankees/Red Sox [Obscure Sports Quarterly] What not to do to a $300,000 sports car [Construda] DC’s Top 5 funniest sports figures [Scott …
I have to say, I was quite moved by Michael Vick’s speech today. He apologized to Goodell, Blank, his teammates, and the fans. I’ll let you judge it for yourself, with much thanks to Awful Announcing for the video. Really, I think he …
Just this weekend I was having a discussion on football players using Madden. I said that some players use it to practice reads and learn plays. Come to find out, that is certainly the case — at least in Happy Valley. From the Pittsburgh …
About a year ago, man-bander Nick Lachey became an owner of a minor league baseball team called the Tacoma Rainiers. That’s cool to me, because the dude can probably pour a little bit of cash into the organization should the need arise. What I …
This is why you must be on the look out for everything … head on a swivel, head on a swivel, head on a swivel … Yes, that was from Sunday night’s Steelers/Eagles game. I know they don’t do it full time, but I sure hope the …
When you parents tuck your kids in at night, I’m sure you have wishes for them to be outstanding people when they grow up. You want them to have the honesty of Lincoln, the work ethic of Ripken, the knowledge of Einstein. Probably not on that …
List of athletes who have fathered illegitimate kids [100% Injury Rate] The NFL, not too fan-friendly [Deuce of Davenport] Mark Cuban, dancing with stars? [Signal to Noise] Mathematical proof Jessica Alba is hot [Hollywood Tuna] Restroom problems at …
It’s not often that an absolute gem of a story just drops in our laps like this one, so we must act accordingly. We have a nice little anecdote from Mickey Mantle suggesting he had some fun with the ladies. Big surprise right? Of course not. …
You figure the head coach of one the most successful college football programs in the country probably spends his practices imparting the wisdom of his predecessors. You would think he’d be barking out coaching methods from Tom Landry and Bear …
Commenter SpinMax emails in with this story about Travis Henry, who apparently is giving Shawn Kemp a run for his money as the newest punchline when it comes to fathering kids out of wedlock. As you read in the headline, Henry has fathered nine kids …
I’ve always been partial to David Boston because I had him on my fantasy team back in ’01 and because the guy has his stool samples analyzed during training camp. That’s gotta count for something right? Well, you knew he was a …
I’ve heard a lot of unusual comparisons before in my life, but I’ve never heard one as hard to imagine as this one is. New Titans receiver Eric Moulds who I’m advised by ESPN’s fantasy football preview has the best hands in …