
You can’t miss Alfredo Simon when he’s rolling down the street.
The Detroit Tigers pitcher turned heads at the team’s spring training facility with his “chrome” Mercedes:
Your car, what do you call that color?
Alfredo Simon: "Chrome." pic.twitter.com/uZjFxRNJKl
— Chris Iott (@Chris_Iott) March 5, 2015
It’s shinier than one of those creepy street performers. That thing is reflective like a mirror. I bet he shaves, styles his hair and brushes his teeth using that thing.
Simon made the All-Star team last season with the Reds, so I suppose he should be able to drive whatever he wants. Plus, he’s 6-foot-6 and like 270 pounds. I don’t think anyone’s about to say anything to him about his car.
Here’s another look at it:
Alfredo Simon signs autographs from his car, which is pretty difficult to miss. pic.twitter.com/Pf0OYEolsX
— Jason Beck (@beckjason) February 22, 2015
I wonder what Justin Verlander and his special Mercedes think of it.













