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Grant Balfour has a truck big enough to tow Noah’s Ark

February 19, 2014 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Grant Balfour truck

Grant Balfour truck

Hey Grant Balfour, I don’t think your truck is quite big enough. Maybe next time you can get something that you might actually be able to haul a few loads with. I mean it only has four wheels? That’s it? Weak sauce, man. And if you’re able to clear a freeway bridge in it, then it certainly isn’t big enough.

Try harder next time, Grant.

You know, after seeing Balfour get into it with guys like Victor Martinez and Albert Pujols, is it any surprise to see him driving this testosterone terror?

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