Tim Lincecum Has an Insane In-N-Out Burger Order

People love In-N-Out Burger, so much so that it’s like a destination for out of town visitors. I’ve never really understood it — their burgers are good, but their fries are average and it’s nothing special in my opinion. Maybe it’s just that I don’t dig onions and animal-style burgers and fries so I”m missing out, but I don’t understand the big attraction.

Anyway, the fast food joint is getting some awesome attention thanks to Giants pitcher Tim Lincecum who apparently attacks their drive-in menu like a hungry stoner guy who just got done pitching nine innings. Timmy is trying to put on weight and his high metabolism and running regimen works against him in this regard, so he has to make a mega order to get enough calories.

He told MLB.com, via MLB Pro Rumors, that his anticipated order after a game is “three double-doubles, two orders of fries and a half-chocolate, half-strawberry shake.” They added that Timmmy is “downing burgers, pizza, steak and all kinds of grub to try to pack a few pounds,” but Lincecum says “I want to get my weight up and have something to work with from the beginning of the season on.”

So CC Sabathia is putting down the Captain Crunch to lose weight, and Lincecum is crushing burgers to put on weight. Crazy crazy world these days. And by the way, how many people out there would love to have the diet Timmy does? I’m sure his look-alike would, great problem to have, huh?