David Stern is stepping down as NBA commissioner next February, but he is taking extra steps to ensure the league is left in good hands.
At the end of his state of the league address prior to Game 1 of the NBA Finals on Thursday, a reporter asked Stern where he hides all the dead bodies (likely in light of all the conspiracy theories the league has faced during his tenure). Stern played right along with the joke.
“I have a map and I’m going to put it in one of the envelopes I’m leaving for Adam [Silver],” he answered, per CBS Sports’ Zach Harper.
Silver is the man picked to succeed Stern as NBA commissioner next year. I’m sure he knows where all the bodies — and frozen envelopes — are located. Tim Donaghy probably does, too.
