Condiments, as you may know, are surprisingly controversial, especially online.
Portland Trail Blazers forward Evan Turner has some pretty strong ones, particularly relating to white condiments.
I just burned myself on Evan Turner's condiment hot takes: https://t.co/rKRbLyRKDo pic.twitter.com/jlCmFwxNtO
— Kevin Pelton (@kpelton) April 9, 2017
That’s a new level of disgust. It’s one thing if you’re not a mayo fan. It’s something else entirely if you refuse to even look at it out o a lack of trust.
Of course, Turner may just be missing out. What if something mayo-related could lift Turner’s game to new heights, like it once did for the Washington Nationals? Would that be enough to change his mind on things?
