Evan Turner has strong opinion on white condiments
Condiments, as you may know, are surprisingly controversial, especially online.
Portland Trail Blazers forward Evan Turner has some pretty strong ones, particularly relating to white condiments.
I just burned myself on Evan Turner's condiment hot takes: https://t.co/rKRbLyRKDo pic.twitter.com/jlCmFwxNtO
— Kevin Pelton (@kpelton) April 9, 2017
That’s a new level of disgust. It’s one thing if you’re not a mayo fan. It’s something else entirely if you refuse to even look at it out o a lack of trust.
Of course, Turner may just be missing out. What if something mayo-related could lift Turner’s game to new heights, like it once did for the Washington Nationals? Would that be enough to change his mind on things?