St. Louis Rams defensive end Chris Long sent a series of hilarious tweets on Monday night to complain about some drug tests he received from the NFL.
Long said he was drug tested twice in a matter of five days, which led him to be annoyed. He responded by sending several sarcastic and joking tweets.
Take a look:
The NFL has tested me twice in 5 days for steroids. I'm flattered but I owe my physique to a steady diet of 8 minute abs and the Nordic trac
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 10, 2015
I did eat a Jaguar when I was in Mexico. It's not steroids per se but it helps.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 10, 2015
When the tester walks into my apartment I like to be hanging upside down from my pull-up bar w Pumping Iron playing on a projector screen.
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 10, 2015
After they've taken my sample I tell them "you are welcome in my dojo anytime."
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 10, 2015
Usually when the tester walks in and sees my pecs he says into his radio "he's all natural."
— Chris Long (@JOEL9ONE) February 10, 2015
Long isn’t the first player to complain about the timing of his drug tests, but he certainly had a funnier response than most. Remember how ticked Earl Thomas was about being drug tested during Super Bowl week? That was all because he recovered too quickly. Or you could be like Pat McAfee, who was drug tested after delivering this huge hit. Now tell me that isn’t profiling!
