Heathrow Airport confirms Joe Philbin cannot be left in lost and found
The struggling Miami Dolphins trekked to London on Sunday for a game against the New York Jets at Wembley Stadium. The Jets handed Miami a 27-14 loss, and there’s fresh speculation about beleaguered Dolphins coach Joe Philbin’s job status.
One writer, Yahoo’s Jay Busbee, joked that the ‘Phins might wish to leave Philbin at the airport on their way back stateside. The people who run the Twitter account for London’s Heathrow Airport, however, were paying attention. As it turns out, no, you can’t just leave Philbin at lost and found and get on with your day.
@jaybusbee Hi Jay, we apologise but we do not process people at lost-and-found.
— Heathrow Airport (@HeathrowAirport) October 4, 2015
Thus, the Dolphins will have to find another way to part with Philbin should they choose to do so. Don’t expect to see the franchise stand pat, as they’ve lost three straight since winning on opening weekend. Remember how some Dolphins players felt about Philbin last year? It may have gotten even worse already in 2015.