Pacman Jones: ‘I Likeded the Strip Clubs’

Pacman Jones has quite the notorious history and might very well be the dumbest football player ever, all respect to Leon Lett. To think this clown actually was enrolled at a university is a joke and just makes West Virginia look all that much worse. The guy’s got a rap sheet thicker than Jon Gruden’s playbook and was suspended by the league for his involvement in a strip club shooting in Las Vegas. Then prior to his disciplinary meeting with the commissioner, he dined at a strip club because he likes the food there. Now in an interview with James Brown on CBS, after being cut by the Cowboys because of new allegations about another strip club shooting incident, Pacman reaffirmed his love of the strip clubs:

Quote 1a of the Year: “Strip clubs are like regular clubs.” I guess so, you know, minus the whole nudity thing.

Quote 1b of the Year: “I likeded the strip clubs.” Doesn’t get much better than that.

Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m heading off to the Spearmint Rhino on Sepulveda to secure a 1-on-1 interview with Pacman for LBS. Guy’s in Studio City for the weekend — I’m not going to miss out on my shot.

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