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Takahiro Kuroishi Shows Us How to Get Knocked Out in Two Seconds

August 24, 2009 by Larry Brown • Comments
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It’s actually much easier than you think. I mean, even I could last longer than two seconds. But in case you’re ever in an MMA fight folks, here’s not what to do:

Apparently that was Takahiro Kuroishi getting knocked out by Ryohei Masuda in what I’m told was a fight from last year. Why it’s just now being circulated, I don’t know, but it is pretty damn funny. At least the entourages made up for the lack of action in the ring. That was almost as good as the double knockout video.

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