Pimp move: Young kid catches foul ball, gives it to older girls (Video)

This young kid is what we call a P.I.T. Heck, his moves are so smooth, he might not even be a pimp in training; I think he’s already there.

This youngster caught a foul ball at the Rangers-Blue Jays game on Saturday, and he made the day for a couple of girls by giving them the ball. Check that, he was so smooth, he actually kept the foul ball and gave them a different one.

You think he had that all planned out? That guy is a boss. Guaranteed he got digits, too. Just look at the reaction from those girls:

foul ball girls

He knows how to make them melt.

Forearm bash to Eye on Baseball

The Shovel Girl remix video to end all shovel girl remixes

Shovel GirlIf this Shovel Girl remix video doesn’t make you laugh, I’m not sure there’s anything we can do to help you out. It really doesn’t get much better than this.

Well done, Vine user Galati, well done.

And if you’re new to the Shovel Girl story, check out this post to get all caught up.

Previously: Shovel Girl identified – meet her!

H/T World of Isaac

Girl hit with shovel during fight gets Kendrick Lamar, Ludacris remix (Video)

There’s a tremendous Vine video that’s been going around the Internet on Cinco de Mayo, and it shows a young girl wearing yoga pants and a pink T-shirt getting KTFO by a shovel. The video is really priceless, and most people are sharing it with little regard for shovel girl’s well-being. But after seeing the full fight video, it’s hard not to say that she didn’t have it coming.

The full video is eight minutes long and provides a little context to the fight. It seems like two girls are fighting over a guy, so they arranged a fight at shovel-thrower’s house. It’s all rather civilized, too. They decided to fight on their fight, with no kicking or shoes involved. Really high-level combat rules from a couple of thuggish ruggish bones.

[Also see: Shovel girl has been identified - check her out]

Before the fight, shovel girl decides to go pet some chickens inside the chicken coup on shovel thrower’s house/barn. Then they agree to fight.

Shovel GirlShovel girl actually gets a lot of shots in and was beating up shovel thrower pretty badly. So much so that shovel thrower wanted the fight to end and demanded that shovel girl vacate the property, pronto.

When shovel girl taunts her in response and says she won’t leave unless the cops tell her to, shovel thrower says she’s going to get her BB gun instead.

But on the way to the BB gun, shovel thrower finds something much, much better: a shovel.

And she shows no hesitation when hoisting it at her enemy’s head. Goodness.

And the best part?

Shovel girl’s victory quote: “I beat her ass, so it’s OK.”

There you go. So now here’s the video remixed to Ludacris’ “Move Bitch”

And here’s the Vine video set to Kendrick Lamar:

What’s that? You say you want more? Here’s the full fight video:

[Also see: Shovel girl has been identified - check her out]

Luda video via World of Isaac
Kendrick Lamar video via Jersey Chaser

This Donald Sterling-Seinfeld mashup is the business (Video)

Now that the Donald Sterling audio recordings are almost week-old news, it’s about time we had some fun with it.

Our friends at Jersey Chaser created a funny yet highly inappropriate video containing the audio from the Sterling “informant” that you might want to check out. And the folks at Adult Swim did us even better. They mashed up the Sterling racist audio recording with a scene of George Costanza going to speak with George Steinbrenner in “Seinfeld.” It’s perfect. Nice touch with the JJ Redick wall portrait, too.

Seinfeld Donald Sterling mashup


Tip via Cordog

Shaq goes Animal House, breaks Brent Barry’s guitar (Video)

Shaq Brent Barry guitarShaq took a page out of the “Animal House” book for a funny skit during “Inside the NBA” Tuesday on TNT.

At a break during the Knicks-Nets game, TNT showed a funny clip of Brent Barry serenading some women with his guitar. Up stepped Shaq, who tore the guitar out of Barry’s hands, began singing “Jessie’s Girl,” and then smashed the guitar against a post like Brother Bluto. It was awesome.

Shaq of course continued on his pattern of insisting that Barry play the classics!

The only scene involving “Jessie’s Girl” that we’ve seen that was better is this one from “Boogie Nights”:

Ricky Springfield! He’s a buddy of mine!

Jeff Francoeur victim of epic prank, thought teammate was deaf (Video)

Jeff Francoeur deafJeff Francoeur was released by the Cleveland Indians during spring training and picked up by the San Diego Padres organization, which assigned him to the minor leagues. Little did he know that when he was sent down, he’d end up being the victim of one of the best pranks we’ve seen.

Frenchy’s teammates with the El Paso Chihuahuas of the Pacific Coast League convinced him that pitcher Jorge Reyes was deaf and managed to keep up the charade for a month, Decker tells us. As Reyes explains in the video, he went without listening to music on team trips despite how difficult it was, just to keep up the appearance that he was deaf.

The video was put together by first baseman/former 22nd round pick out of UCLA, Cody Decker, who has put together a handful of videos on his “Antihero Baseball” YouTube channel. Decker recorded interviews with players who provided commentary on how stupid Frenchy was for falling for the prank, and then he recorded Frency’s reaction to watching the final video. That was just a superb touch.

Excellent video, Decker.

Derek Jeter goes out of his way to give adorable fan a ball, struggles with woman (Video)

Derek Jeter went out of his way to ensure that the proper fan got a ball from him on Thursday, and he literally had to battle an adult fan just to do it.

Jeter began directing the fan and trying to point, but there were so many fans in the area clamoring for a ball from him that it was a struggle. He ended up walking all the way up to the stands and nearly had to slap an adult woman’s hand out of the way to finally get the ball to the adorable young fan he wanted to receive the souvenir.

I don’t know how much I blame the woman. Maybe she’s a huge Jeter fan and was dying from a souvenir from him, so props to Jeter for going out of his way to make sure the right person got the ball. But dang, I didn’t realize people that age got so desperate! Maybe it’s a Houston thing. And it probably would have helped if she weren’t wearing an Astros shirt.

Derek Jeter ball Yankees fan

H/T @JimmyTraina