Angry Alabama fan Phyllis calls Colin Cowherd ‘Cow-Turd’ in best radio call ever (Audio)

Paul Finebaum welcomed fellow ESPN Radio personality Colin Cowherd onto his radio show on Wednesday to discuss some SEC football. During their chat, Cowherd spoke about how he believes Auburn is better positioned for the immediate future than Alabama and will beat the Tide in Tuscaloosa next season en route to a BCS National Championship. This made a Bama fan named Phyllis very, very angry.

As Busted Coverage pointed out, Phyllis regularly calls Finebaum’s show to express her love for Nick Saban and company. On Wednesday, she went WWE on Cowherd by starting her epic rant off with a, “Hey Cow-Turd, let me tell you something!” Here’s the audio of the first part of Phyllis’ call, courtesy of Deadspin.

When Finebaum tried to defend Cowherd’s opinion, Phyllis continued to get increasingly irritated. I’ve listened to the clip below starting at the 1:30 mark about 10 times in a row now and I can’t stop laughing.

“The Crimson Tide and Saban will take care of their own. And anybody that wants to come up against ’em, come on. They’re gunnin’ for you, they’re waitin’ on you. It’s not over, people! Alabama’s not over. We’ve only just begun. ROLL TIDE!”

And suddenly, I wish I was Paul Finebaum. That mic drop at the end of Phyllis’ rant was probably one of the top-five greatest things I’ve ever heard in my life. You thought that Tennessee fan who called her favorite radio station crying last month was a die-hard? She has nothing on Phyllis.