Crazy Alabama Fan Poisoned 130-Year-Old Toomer’s Corner Trees on Auburn Campus

You want to know true hate in collegiate athletics? Look no further than the rivalry between Alabama and Auburn. The disgust between the schools was taken to a whole new level — or shall we say low — when it was revealed Wednesday that 130-year-old oak trees in the Toomer’s Corner area of Auburn’s campus were poisoned by an Alabama fan, as Andy Staples informed us.

Auburn first began investigating the soil in the area after a caller phoned into the Paul Finebaum Radio Show to gloat about his exploits (the same show a man having a heart attack called into last week). The tests finally came back and revealed that lethal amounts of an herbicide known as Spike 80DF were placed in the soil. According to a release, “The lowest amount detected was 0.78 parts per million, described by horticulture experts as a “very lethal dose.” The highest amount detected was 51 parts per million, or 65 times the lowest dose.”

That is just sickening. Are you really telling me that the only way Auburn can keep their trees safe is by losing to Bama in football?

University President Jay Gogue tried to place everything in context for the school’s supporters saying “It is understandable to feel outrage in reaction to a malicious act of vandalism. However, we should live up to the example we set in becoming national champions and the beliefs expressed in our Auburn Creed. Individuals act alone, not on behalf of anyone or any place, and all universities are vulnerable to and condemn such reprehensible acts.”

Now who really thinks Auburn won’t seek revenge? What’s next, demolishing campus buildings? Bulldozing statues? It doesn’t get much more disgusting than this.

Oh, and I think this story pretty much answers the question about which rivalry is the strongest in college sports. Apparently you’re not a rivalry until you’ve poisoned the shrubbery on the opposing school’s campus.

UPDATE: In this audio, you can hear the call from “Al from Dadesville” into the Finebaum Show as he brags about poisoning the trees. Asked if it’s illegal, he says “You think I care? I really don’t. Roll damn Tide!”

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  • http://pulse.yahoo.com/_XE7RCG55XVE5HEZMRKVKHOZPQE Wildman

    As an Alabama fan, I agree that this is taking things a little too far, but I also would argue that if Auburn fans continue to do the kind of (admittedly not as bad as this) vandalism they have engaged in recently, this is only going to escalate.

  • Anonymous

    I hope they sue for damages and win

  • http://larrybrownsports.com Larry Brown

    I’m sure this nutbag is going to jail for a long time. Very long time.

  • Anonymous

    I’ve been an Alabama fan all my life, but I want to apologise for the actions of this lunatic. I hope he’s caught and prosecuted to the limit of credibility. If I were the judge, I’d make him dig the tree up with a SHOVEL and plant a new one in its place! THAT would be “punishment fitting the crime”.

  • Anonymous

    He’s most likely a student, so what good would sueing do? They’d get $5.00 a month? Lawsuits do nothing for anybody except lawyers. Put his butt out there digging the tree up with a shovel and see if anybody ELSE ever tries anything like this again!