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If You Struggle Naming Your Children, You Probably Have Too Many

August 19, 2010 by Jake Walker • Comments
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If Jets cornerback Antonio Cromartie struggled last year because of a hip injury, the excuse for his poor 2008 season was being distracted dealing with all his fatherhood issues. Specifically, Antonio Cromartie’s kids number eight, span five states, and come from seven different mothers. That’s a lot to keep up with. Apparently it’s so much it’s even difficult for Cromartie to keep track himself. Check out this video of Cromartie having a difficult time naming his children when asked to on HBO’s Hard Knocks via Black Sports Online:

If there is one positive to take away, it’s that at least Cromartie is more familiar with his children’s names than he is with contraceptives. Maybe he should just go the Foreman route and name all his kids “George” that way he has less to remember.

Sources:
Video: Antonio Cromartie Trying to Remember His Kids’ Names On HBO Hard [Black Sports Online]

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