Joe Rogan says he can’t fight CM Punk because he’d fail the drug test

Former WWE superstar CM Punk signed with the UFC recently and said he can’t wait for an opportunity to kick someone’s ass or have his ass kicked. One person who won’t be doing the ass kicking is legendary UFC commentator Joe Rogan.

After Punk announced he had inked a deal with the UFC, lightweight fighter Joe Lauzon recommended Rogan as Punk’s first opponent.

Can we please see @joerogan welcome @CMPunk to the @UFC and be his first opponent?

— Joe Lauzon (@JoeLauzon) December 12, 2014

Rogan was quick to shoot down the idea. Why? Because he knows he would fail the drug test.

@JoeLauzon @CMPunk @ufc I would break that drug test like a hammer hitting a carnival bell in a bugs bunny cartoon.

— Joe Rogan (@joerogan) December 12, 2014

That’s hardly a surprise. Rogan has admitted in the past that he likes to smoke weed and has been a big advocate for the legalization of marijuana. He has also admitted to taking testosterone, so he would stand no chance of providing a clean urine sample.

Rogan, who is perhaps best known for sharing controversial opinions, is nothing if not honest.

H/T Bloody Elbow