Something strange happened at the Super Bowl on Sunday night: the halftime show wasn’t the most pathetic moment of the evening. By no means am I saying the Black Eyed Peas were good, but thanks to a certain athlete-celebrity couple it didn’t take long for viewers to want to rip their eyes out. Check out the video of Cameron Diaz feeding A-Rod popcorn:
I think I speak for everyone except delusional Yankee fans when I say nobody wanted to see that. Use your own hands, bro — America already thinks you’re a big enough pansy as it is. Save that crap for your NYC helicopter rides. Thanks to YouTube user mocksessiondotcom for the video.