If there are two ladies out there who are looking to go to the Washington Nationals’ first playoff game and are willing to have a threesome with a dude you have never met, you may be in luck. The following offer was posted on Craigslist Tuesday morning.
I have two Diamond Club tickets for Fridays opening playoff game. The tickets include all you can drink beer & wine as well as all you can eat gourmet food. I am willing to part with these tickets to you and a friend in exchange for a threesome (two women only). I am not some old gross dude, actually 24 and athletic. I just cant go to the game and don’t really need the extra money, and have always wanted to take place in a threesome. Please send 2-3 photos of you and your friend, so I can see what we’re working with.
This is a no strings attached deal.
Free beer, wine, food and a playoff game? And the “seller” isn’t even some old gross guy? That sounds like the bargain of a lifetime, if you ask me.
We have seen some hilarious Craigslist trade offers in the past, but this one is up there with the best of them. And don’t be shocked if the guy pulls it off, either. This is 2014. Anything can happen.
H/T Dan Steinberg