Here is a story full of all kinds of awesome.
The Indianapolis Star reports that an Indiana Fever fan was arrested on Monday night for public intoxication after admitting to police she was drinking to celebrate the team’s WNBA championship.
According to the story, a 43-year-old woman stumbled into a police investigation into another matter and had to use a policeman to stand up. She allegedly resisted the police’s effort to handcuff her, and actually admitted she was drunk.
“Baby, I’m celebrating the Fever winning the championship,” the fan told police, according to the report. “I’m loaded. I ain’t gonna lie.”
Let’s try to break down all the amazing aspects of this story.
1) This is confirmation the WNBA has fans.
2) People actually get excited about their team winning WNBA championships.
3) The fan was so excited, she was still partying A DAY AFTER the team won the title.
4) She didn’t even try denying to police that she was drunk.
I’m still stunned.