Pablo Sandoval does not have a wax figure but that doesn’t mean he can’t look like one. The Giants had a day off Monday and Kung Fu Panda decided to get a makeover. He asked his twitter followers for haircut suggestions and opted for corn rows. The barber may also have doubled as a beautician because Pablo ended up with the worst eyebrow wax job I’ve seen.
Seriously, I can’t tell if Sandoval had those brows drawn on, painted on, stenciled on, or what, because he just doesn’t look right. If you told me that was a picture of a new Pablo Sandoval wax figure at Fisherman’s Wharf, I totally would have believed it. He looks more plastic than the Barry Bonds wax statue.
Is he wearing foundation? Eye shadow? Lipstick? If I didn’t know any better, I’d say he was trying out for a role in the sequel to The Birdcage. Yikes!