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Three of Tiger Woods‘ former alleged mistresses who also happen to be porn stars will reportedly be teaming up to star in an X-rated, Tiger-themed movie.

“3 Mistresses: Notorious Tales of the World’s Greatest Golfer” will feature Devon James, Joslyn James (no relation) and Holly Sampson explicitly dishing all of Tiger’s sexual habits and giving demonstrations. Google them at your own risk.

“Any time three women get together to talk about the same guy, the results are going to be more than interesting,” B. Skow, the film’s director, told the New York Post.

“Now, when these women also happen to be adult stars that have sex for a living, and reveal they have been with the same guy, you can be sure they’ll share absolutely everything.”

The movie is set to be released on April 3 — two days before the first round of the Masters.

Frankly, I’m surprised it took this long. That’s what she said.

See: Pictures of all Tiger Woods’ mistresses
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You have never, ever fit the prototype of a clean-cut, classy PGA golfer like the rest of them, John Daly.  For that, we thank you.  The same man whose ex-wife revealed some saucy secrets about TPC Southwind just a short month ago has done it again.  This time, Daly is sticking up for a man after his own heart — Tiger Woods.

On Wednesday, Daly spoke with 790 The Zone and the topic of the Tiger Woods scandal naturally came up.  Daly said he believes Tiger would have been much better off had he just told the world the truth following the initial incident outside his home.

“I told him,” Daly explained. “I said, if you would have come out after that night of the incident and told the world what was going on, not listened to your agents, not listened to anybody else, what your heart said and thought – what you just told me – this story would have ended in one day. You’re looking at a guy all the way to his college days, all it was was golf, golf, golf, golf, golf..he never had a chance to live a life. You know, certain things people go through, certain things you like, certain things you don’t like…He found out late what he really liked…He didn’t have a chance to find out what women were like…until his late teens…almost 20.”

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If there were a way to boost the declining sales of Tiger Woods’ video game, planting a topless girl in it should do the trick. Unfortunately, the story reported by the Sun in England is the result of a hack job. A woman by the name of Jo Eley says the character she created in the game only appears topless. The Sun published that story complete with pictures of her character in the game.

This clearly was a hack job, which is what EA Sports has said “We have extensively investigated and have determined that this situation is not possible through a retail copy of the game. The player model is clearly modified as a result of hacking.” It’s hard to imagine The Sun didn’t know what they were doing in publishing the story. Still, given the events of Tiger’s past year and a half, it’s pretty funny. If Tiger has sense of humor fellow golfers say he does, he’d probably get a nice laugh out of this one.

After shopping around her sex tape last week, Devon James (aka Mistress No. 15), finally sold the video to a company for $350,000 plus royalties. The tape is set for a November release but according to the newly launched website, it will be available for pre-order beginning October 15th. I know you can’t wait. The Tiger Woods sex tape site is TigerTapeXXX.com and it’s sure to see a boost in traffic in the coming weeks. Site looks great, doesn’t it?

I’m still wondering where Tiger’s lawyers are and when they’re going to put a stop to this whole operation.

UPDATE: Looks like Tiger’s lawyers have no reason to worry, as this baby is a hoax. We said we should assume there is NO tape until proven otherwise, and it looks like we were right.

A few days ago we told you that former Tiger Woods mistress Devon James was shopping a sex tape. Radar Online spoke with James’ husband who confirmed that they have sold the sex tape, but not to Vivid.

He told Radar Online “Ultimately we found a different company and they gave us $350,000 down with projected sales of $5 million total once it’s out.”

Vivid apparently was worried about Tiger’s lawyers coming after them, which is probably still a concern. According to James’ husband, the tape will be available November 15th if you pre-book it, otherwise it will be on sale on November 20th.

I can’t imagine anybody will be rushing to get the pre-booked version on the 15th, but I do know that the six weeks will give Tiger’s lawyers plenty of time to pounce and try to block things.

It’s pretty certain Tiger’s already heard about this issue, and that’s probably the last thing he needs to hear in the middle of Ryder Cup competition.

Just when you thought all the Tiger Woods gossip had come to an end, we have one of the alleged mistresses shopping a sex tape. Devon James told Radar Online that she is in Los Angeles to meet with Vivid to try and sell a 62 minute tape that shows Tiger, Devon, and another girl involved in a threesome. She reportedly wants $350,000 for the video but it’s hard to know if such a video exists.

Is Devon James lying? Is there really a sex tape of her and Tiger? Her credibility has been called into question many times in the past, so it’s hard to know what the real story is. To figure it out, we must go to the tale of the tape:

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ESPN must have been proud to land the first interview with Tiger Woods since he went from being famous to infamous. That was probably until they learned that The Golf Channel also landed an exclusive. So why the interview rush all of a sudden? My guess is that Tiger’s team finally wised up and realized the best way to defend himself in the face of all his mistresses coming out and releasing embarrassing information is for Tiger to talk publicly. They did that by scheduling these two interviews shortly after the Joslyn James sext messages were released on Thursday. As for the actual interviews, Tom Rinaldi did a good job hitting Tiger with all the right questions. Kelly Tilghman of The Golf Channel totally softballed all of hers. I’ll explain more but first watch the Tom Rinaldi ESPN Tiger Woods interview video:

Tiger took the first question and started filibustering, wasting no time explaining how he’s found religion. As soon as Rinaldi got the floor back, he went immediately into the Thanksgiving incident. Obviously Tiger allowed no leeway there despite being pressed twice and used a smart line that his team must have crafted “It’s all in the police report, it’s all public information.” When asked about issuing a public apology, Tiger explained why he did it by saying he wanted to apologize to the people who thought differently about him. He essentially admitted that he owed them an apology for what he did which is how I felt.

Tiger did a good job avoiding tough questions by answering with scripted lines throughout the interview. Rinaldi followed with another question I’ve been dying to have answered: for what was Tiger in treatment? Once again, Tiger said it’s a private issue. As Tiger went off on a tangent, Rinaldi brought him back once again asking who the person was that Tiger had turned into. Tiger of course didn’t answer but went back to his “I got away from my core values” explanation. He asked Tiger about the anticipated reception from the crowd and got Tiger to admit that he would want some cheers. Tiger even had to explain what it was like facing his mom and wife after all the info came out. Then, Rinaldi asked a question many people rightfully wanted an answer for: why did Tiger get married? Tiger must have known that question was coming because he answered quickly and swiftly.

In the end, Tiger did not answer much and he controlled the environment like usual. Nonetheless, I’m pleased he finally showed his face and answered questions difficult questions. It’s not as if he revealed personal details — he had the tough stuff scripted — so why didn’t he do this a long time ago? It would have gone a long way towards stopping the bleeding, like when he made more consecutive covers of the NY Post than 9/11 did because he was in hiding. Give it six months and everyone will love Tiger again. Book it.

I’ve commented before on the genius of Tiger’s P.R. people back when they sent out a Tiger double to Hattiesburg to try and make the members of the paparazzi doubt themselves. While some people took the bait and said that wasn’t Tiger in rehab, the truth of the impostor was later revealed. Based on what happened Thursday, I strongly believe that Tiger’s team is employing yet another P.R. strategy.

First, the New York Post cited “two sources in the golf community” who say Tiger has hired P.R. strategist Ari Fleischer in preparation for a return to golf at Bay Hill in two weeks. One source said they would be shocked if Tiger didn’t play at Bay Hill. After the media ruminated that story as its lead subject for 12-18 hours, a new headline emerged and it said Tiger’s wouldn’t return to golf until at least The Masters. This was an AP report citing “two people with knowledge of [Tiger's] plans.”

My guess is the sources were Tiger’s agent or new mouthpiece — Fleischer. After all, if Tiger’s real plan is to play Bay Hill, wouldn’t it be wise to make people think he’s not playing there so they’re unprepared? A surprise, unplanned appearance could catch the paparazzi and media minions off guard thus making Tiger’s life less hectic the next few weeks. Also, getting people caught up in the guessing game of when Tiger will return covers up the real question they don’t want pondered: does this prompt of a return make Tiger’s apology more disingenuous? To those who actually bought into Tiger’s apology and the idea that he really needs to straighten out his family life before returning to golf (and that he might take the entire year off), the answer would be “yes.” That’s not something they want discussed and they’ve done a great job creating a diversion for the time being. In other words, mission accomplished.

Sources:
Woods hires Fleischer to help with image [NY Post]
AP sources: Woods likely to return at Masters [Golf.com]

Here I was thinking that Tiger Woods was the biggest story in the entire world. ESPN, ABC, NBC, FOX, and CNN told me so. The Dalai Lama said otherwise. The Buddhist spiritual leader was chilling in Beverly Hills over the weekend getting prepared to make a speech in support of Whole Child International when he was asked about Tiger Woods. The best part is he’s probably the first person I know of who wasn’t aware of Woods’ existence so he had to be briefed on the situation. The worst part is he slammed Tiger for not following his Buddhist faith:

[Dalai Lama said] when it comes to adultery, “all religions have the same idea.”

“Whether you call it Buddhism or another religion, self-discipline, that’s important,” he said. “Self-discipline with awareness of consequences.”

Tiger may have been the first public figure in America to invoke Buddhism when lamenting that he strayed from his faith. With that inclusion, he checked almost every aspect of the ideal public apology in the handbook: blame yourself, say you’ve found religion, remind everyone you’re human, conclude that you need help. It really is that simple. As a bonus, Tiger will also receive total consciousness on his deathbed. That has to be reassuring.

By now we’ve all deconstructed the Tiger Woods apology statement as if it were the Zapruder film (back and to the left!). Many people feel Tiger came across sincerely while others feel his statement was too contrived. I’m one who feels Tiger’s statement was too prepared and too scripted to be completely satisfied by the apology. If I were grading the statement for how it was written and the themes the P.R. staff preached, I would give it an “A,” but I wish it were Tiger speaking more sincerely. I’m in the minority because most people bought the sincerity of the apology and forgave Woods. Accordingly, they bought into one of the biggest messages Tiger’s people wanted to communicate: Tiger’s human.

Throughout his life, Tiger’s been portrayed as a deity, an inhuman prodigy placed here on Earth to make golf look easy. He was the spokesman of several companies and pushed as a role model whom we should aspire to be like. Books were written about him and commercials were made with him, all telling us that he was better than us and that he was the model person. Now, Tiger’s P.R. team is making its best effort to tear all that down in an effort to sell us the concept that Tiger is human, flawed, and needs help like the rest of us.

One of Tiger’s greatest messages was that he needed help. He said he would continue to receive therapy and treatment. He convinced us life was more about what you overcome, not how many majors you win on the golf course. He tried to sell us on a message that he has problems just like all of us and that he wants to be a symbol of overcoming issues. I still am wondering about the issues he talked. What’s he overcoming? What therapy? What help? The only help Tiger needs is deciding what tournament to play next. This guy needs to get out of that b.s. sex rehab he’s in and focus on his golf game.

While many people have bought into Tiger’s message and problems, I haven’t. Tiger’s convincing the world that he’s rehabbing himself for problems I’m still unsure of. Sexual rehabilitation my butt. This is image rehab and image therapy and nothing more. I just hope Tiger gets his crap together and gets back out on the course so we can forget about this nonsense sooner than later. What a waste it would be for him to miss the rest of the season; he has so much more to accomplish in his career.