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Jake Marisnick made a Jose Altuve short urinal joke

March 29, 2016 by Larry Brown • Comments
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Jose Altuve urinal

Jose Altuve urinal

No matter how old he is nor how good he gets, Jose Altuve will probably never stop hearing short jokes. He even still gets them from teammates.

Check out what Houston Astros outfielder Jake Marisnick posted to Twitter Tuesday morning:

@JoseAltuve27 pic.twitter.com/z6Lgg0HU8C

— Jake Marisnick (@JSMarisnick) March 29, 2016

We get it, Altuve is short. No need for him to get the first grader urinal though.

For a small guy — he’s 5-foot-6 and 165 pounds — Altuve packs quite the punch. He smacked 15 home runs last season and hit .341 two seasons ago to capture the batting crown. And good thing he has a sense of humor too.

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