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Sammy Sosa’s new ‘Pepto Bismol’ look gets meme treatment

July 13, 2017 by Steve DelVecchio • Comments
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Sammy Sosa in 2017 looks much different than the Sammy Sosa you remember blasting home runs over the wall at Wrigley Field, and his new appearance is giving some people nightmares.

Sosa’s skin color has changed rather drastically over the years, and speculation began building in 2009 that he is suffering from a skin condition like the one Michael Jackson had. However, Sosa revealed that the lightening was the result of a facial cream he had been using. If his appearance on ESPN this week is any indication, the 48-year-old is still using the same product.

Ok, why does Sammy Sosa look like a giant piece of taffy? pic.twitter.com/Vk4vWMbRbK

— Tariq Nasheed (@tariqnasheed) July 13, 2017

As you might expect, the memes have been ruthless. The pigmentation change is one thing, but Sosa has taken things to a new level by wearing all pink. Of course, the internet showed him no mercy.

This is what self-hate looks like: Sammy Sosa before and after pic.twitter.com/UsOkhk7zxp

— Little But Talawa (@LittleButTalawa) July 13, 2017

Sammy Sosa out here lookin like Pepto Bismal. pic.twitter.com/1xdKo84Bko

— OXTAIL GAWD (@ThatDudeMCFLY) July 13, 2017

My man Sammy Sosa looking like Snagglepuss smh pic.twitter.com/arJWAvQKMi

— G (@__GDB) July 13, 2017

Sammy Sosa looks like a raw chicken. pic.twitter.com/3xlcPXxvnG

— James ?? (@_artistone_) July 12, 2017

Bro who turned Sammy Sosa into an eraser pic.twitter.com/npJDuqQGqT

— Danté (@Dante_Jordan) July 13, 2017

Did Sammy Sosa go to Willy Wonka's Chocolate Factory? pic.twitter.com/3qP6WBt9r2

— Zach Harper (@talkhoops) July 13, 2017

Congrats to Sammy Sosa on landing the Franken Berry endorsement. pic.twitter.com/SJbgmRpZg8

— brandon® (@brandojerg) July 13, 2017

If Sosa’s change in appearance has been totally voluntary, you have to wonder what is going through his head. He has become a punchline for jokes from other pro baseball players over the years, and he recently expressed disappointment over the Cubs distancing themselves from him. Most of that likely has to do with Sosa’s ties to PEDs, but it wouldn’t be unreasonable to assume his “changes” have played a role as well.

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