Joe Johnson had the slowest, most casual 3-point contest round ever (Video)

Did someone forget to tell Joe Johnson that the Foot Locker Three-Point Contest was a timed event? The guy strolled through it like he was embracing some Zen instruction from Phil Jackson, you know, some “see the ball, be the ball” type of stuff. Where was the urgency, bro?

If you’re going to be all methodical about it, at least back it up by making your shots. Johnson didn’t even do that. He finished with 11 points. I mean Tractor Traylor had enough time to do five laps around the court by the time Johnson finally finished his third rack of balls. He didn’t even come close to finishing. Dude probably won’t complete his round until the All-Star Game tips off.