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Will Ferrell was a security guard at Staples Center named ‘Ted Vagina’ (Video)

February 13, 2013 by Steve DelVecchio • Comments
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Will Ferrell was at the Staples Center for the Los Angeles Lakers’ win over the Phoenix Suns on Tuesday night, but the actor was not in attendance as a casual fan. He was a working man. As you can see from the video above, Ferrell joined the “red coats” security team at the Staples Center and was stone-faced as he kept an eye on the crowd. That was just the start of it.

Ferrell may have had a serious look on his face, but fans probably had a difficult time taking him seriously when his name tag read “Ted Vagina.” Check out this that photo Richard Deitsch shared on Twitter:

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Later in the game, Mr. Vagina had to spring into action when Shaq apparently did something that warranted his removal from the arena.

The Lakers went on to win 91-85, and as we know wins have not been easy to come by for Kobe Bryant and company this season. Perhaps they should consider hiring Ferrell as a full-time security guard. He used to show up at USC practices back when they were dominating the college football scene, so maybe his influence is just what the Lakers need.

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