Kenny Wallace tells great story about sharting before a race
Racecar drivers are often asked how they pee while driving, but very few ever have to contend with questions about what happens when the other side comes a-knockin.
Kenny Wallace, however, knows what it’s like to drive in a race with soiled pants, and he is not afraid to talk about it.
Wallace was a guest on the “Morning Men with Evan Cohen and Mike Babchik” on Mad Dog Sports radio recently and was asked what happens when it gets gassy in the car. He ended up divulging much more than that, revealing that he once drove with some doodie in his underwear.
“I believe it was maybe 1997, 1998. I was qualifying our Cup car at Rockingham. I was walking towards my car and I had to fart. So I said I’ll just fart a little bit here, and I just sharted,” Wallace shamelessly admitted to Cohen and Babs.
The SiriusXM radio hosts then asked whether Wallace changed. Sadly he did not.
“I had to qualify with crap in my pants!” Wallace exclaimed. “So listen to this though — I qualified second, I started front row outside. When qualifying was over, I hurried back to my motor home, made sure I took a shower and got some brand new underwear.”
Since it was only qualifying at least Wallace didn’t have to drive with the soiled pants for a few hours, but it was long enough to be uncomfortable.
“I was in there and then I was doing media interviews. It was probably a good 10 minutes sitting in the car and then (I had to) do TV because I qualified.”
Luckily for Wallace he says nobody was able to tell what he had done, unlike this football player who was in white pants when it happened to him.