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Marcus Jordan sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for arrest, smiling in mug shot

Marcus Jordan is in the news again, but this time it’s not for accidentally propositioning an adult film star over Twitter. Instead, Jordan was arrested early Sunday morning for causing a disturbance in front of an Omaha, Neb. hotel. He was in …

Justin Blackmon sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for getting DUI, 0.24 BAC

There are ways to get DUIs, and there are ways to get DUIs. Justin Blackmon is only 22, but he’s already doing his best to hit all ends of the spectrum. The Jaguars’ first-round draft pick received his second DUI when police pulled him …

Julian Edelman Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Dressing Like Cop, Getting Arrested

Of every Halloween that ever existed, Patriots receiver Julian Edelman picked the one where he’d be arrested to dress up as a cop. Honestly, sometimes the jokes just write themselves. Edelman was arrested for indecent assault outside of a club …

Cristiano Ronaldo Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Being Ridiculously Good Looking

Cristiano Ronaldo is handsome. He is rich. He is also one of the best soccer players in the world. But you know what bro? Just because you have a lot going for you doesn’t mean you have to remind others of it. The Real Madrid player spoke after …

Pablo Sandoval Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for His Waxy Look

Pablo Sandoval does not have a wax figure but that doesn’t mean he can’t look like one. The Giants had a day off Monday and Kung Fu Panda decided to get a makeover. He asked his twitter followers for haircut suggestions and opted for corn …

Michael Beasley Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Speeding, Weed Possession

If there’s anything to be said about timing, Michael Beasley knew what he was doing when he was cited for possession of marijuana after being pulled over for speeding last week in Minnesota.  Officers found a little more than a half-ounce of …

Bryce Harper Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Blowing Pitcher Kiss After Home Run

Bryce Harper is a wildly talented ballplayer, someone who’s beautiful swing and natural power rivals that of Josh Hamilton. He has the rare talent to be able to hit four home runs in a single junior college game. When you’re as good as he …

David Kahn Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Suggesting Lottery is Fixed

At some point on Tuesday night, the discussion about the NBA draft lottery shifted away from the Cleveland Cavaliers winning two of the top four picks in the draft to David Kahn’s humorous accusation. Kahn, the Timberwolves GM, is known for …

Mike Parker Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Eating Napkins in Drunken Mess

We’ve all done some pretty stupid things when we were drunk, but eating napkins as if they were flapjacks probably is not on the list. Sadly, that’s what the voice of Oregon State, Mike Parker, did a few months ago at a Denny’s …

Shin-Soo Choo Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for DUI, Blowing .201

We used to be big fans of Indians outfielder Shin-Soo Choo. Heck, we could have told you he was the most underrated player in baseball before his fellow players gave him that honor in an SI vote. But imagine the irony that the same day SI revealed …

Mike Leake Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Stealing T-Shirts

The LBS Nut Bag would like to welcome another member to the club of stupidity, Mike Leake. Leake is a former first-round pick of the Cincinnati Reds and currently a starting pitcher for the team. He was booked on misdemeanor theft charges Monday for …

Kenny Britt Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Leading Police on Car Chase

If we were taking bets on which NFL wide receiver would be the next one to get arrested, I’m pretty sure I would have thrown money on Kenny Britt. If you run such a deranged pool, step on down because you can now collect your winnings. …

Louis Murphy Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Viagra Possession, Resisting Arrest

Oakland Raiders wide receiver and former Florida receiver Louis Murphy was arrested early Sunday morning in Gainesville for three offenses including Viagra possession without a prescription, failure to obey an officer, and resisting arrest without …

Johnny Jolly Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Mixing the Purple Drank AGAIN

After avoiding a felony drug charge because of codeine possession last year, Packers defensive end Johnny Jolly only had one job: to stay out of trouble for a year. He couldn’t make it. Pro Football Talk alerted us to a report from CBS in …

Dan Gilbert Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Pathetically Attacking Writer Kelly Dwyer

Over the past year we’ve come to learn that Cavaliers owner Dan Gilbert is quite the jackass. The night LeBron James decided to leave Cleveland for Miami, a livid and chilidish Gilbert fired off an angry letter to the fans ripping LeBron to …

Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag: Nai Fotu DUI Arrest, Driving Wrong Way on Highway

Miguel Cabrera led things off for our LBS Nut Bag feature when he was “sacked” for smiling during his mugshot after being arrested for a DUI.  Early Sunday morning, Utah linebacker Nai Fotu joined him.  Fotu was arrested for DUI after …

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