Julian Edelman Sacked by the LBS Nut Bag for Dressing Like Cop, Getting Arrested

Of every Halloween that ever existed, Patriots receiver Julian Edelman picked the one where he’d be arrested to dress up as a cop. Honestly, sometimes the jokes just write themselves.

Edelman was arrested for indecent assault outside of a club early Tuesday. He allegedly reached under a woman’s Halloween costume and grabbed her in an inappropriate place (what, like the back of a Volkswagen?). He denies trying to touch the woman and has pleaded not guilty to assault and battery charges.

That had to be an uncomfortable moment for Edelman — getting interviewed by the police while dressed like an officer. Could he have picked a worse time to dress like that? And isn’t getting felt up by an officer part of the costume? Guess somebody didn’t think so. Besides, I always knew he had questionable hands.

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