And we can’t even use the excuse that they were just trying to keep warm since it took place indoors. In case you missed it because it was played late on Saturday night, Iowa trounced Minnesota 55-0 to retain the Floyd of Rosedale. With the game already in the bag, a few fans decided they had to keep things interesting in the best way they knew how: they had sex, which seems to be a theme lately at football games.
According to a police report, a Metrodome security officer saw two people having sex in a handicapped stall after noticing two sets of feet with underwear dropped to the ground.
A group of 15 onlookers were gawking at the scene by the time officers broke the couple up and wrote them misdemeanor citations.
The woman, 38, was turned over to her husband. The man, 26, was turned over to his girlfriend.
The best part of this whole ordeal might just be that they were cheating on their significant others. What does it even mean to be “turned over” to someone? How do we know they weren’t turned down afterward? And you know that somewhere in Iowa there’s a dude emailing his friends this link, bragging to all of them.
