Dave Portnoy to Bill Belichick: I’ll murder someone for you (Video)

We all know that Super Bowl Media Day brings about some absolutely absurd questions for coaches and players. Barstool Sports founder Dave Portnoy has already taken the cake this year.

After asking Belichick if he remembers the time the two met in Nantucket, Mass., Portnoy told the New England Patriots coach that he will murder someone for him if need be.

“Moving forward, if you need anybody murdered this next week (lists several names), I’m your guy,” Portnoy said with conviction. “You just tell me who to take out, no questions asked.”

The names Portnoy listed were those of some Boston sports media guys and NFL commissioner Roger Goodell. To say that Portnoy — or “El Pres” as he is known to the Barstool fans — subscribes to this theory about Deflategate would be a massive understatement.

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