The Los Angeles Rams looked absolutely terrible in their first game since moving back to LA. The team got shutout 28-0 by another team that was expected to be crappy this year. That’s how bad the Rams are; they got embarrassed by a team most expected to be a 5-win franchise this season.
Here’s the thing: Not only was the Rams’ offense laughably bad, but what does it say about the team’s quarterback situation if No. 1 pick Jared Goff is third on the depth chart? He’s so bad that not one, but TWO guys were ahead of him on a team that could only pass for 120 yards against the 49ers? Just how bad is Goff?
I said all along during the draft process that Carson Wentz was the guy and that Goff wouldn’t be good. I also said the Rams screwed themselves by trading two seconds and a third in the last draft and a first and third in next year’s draft for him.
Telling you this right now: Carson Wentz is the QB to take and Jared Goff will not be a franchise QB. Don't screw this up, @RamsNFL
— Larry Brown (@LBSports) April 14, 2016
Rams gave up 2 seconds, a third, and a first and third next year just to take a mediocre QB in Goff. They torpedoed their first 5 yrs in LA
— Larry Brown (@LBSports) April 15, 2016
Get ready for a crappy five seasons to start the Rams’ return to LA, fans. They’re off to a great start in maintaining fan interest in a city whose attention span lasts about as long as it takes to drink one of their pressed carrots and ginger organic juice shot.
Anyway, let’s take a look at the best tweets from fans mocking the Rams:
This fascinating graph shows how the Los Angeles Rams have progressed as a franchise pic.twitter.com/bZOerFtLGe
— Rodger Sherman (@rodger_sherman) September 13, 2016
case keenum be like… pic.twitter.com/IOffWD71rh
— Darryn Albert (@dirnted13) September 13, 2016
Shame the Rams died of dysentery before they made it to LA.
— sarah sprague (@sarah_sprague) September 13, 2016
Aaron Donald will be the first player ever to appeal a suspension to try to get more games.
— Alessandro Miglio (@AlexMiglio) September 13, 2016
All of Rams offensive drives today:
-Punt
-Punt
-Punt
-Int
-Punt
-Punt
-Punt
-Punt
-Punt
-Punt
-Int
-Punt
-Turnover On Downs
-End of Game— NFL on ESPN (@ESPNNFL) September 13, 2016
Hey @NFL do the right thing and send all of us a "I survived the Rams/49ers Monday Night Football Game" t-shirt
— Big Cat (@BarstoolBigCat) September 13, 2016
In 25 years of covering NFL, I've been to 600+ games. Rams offensive performance so far tonight ranks with any as worst I've ever seen
— Jason Cole (@JasonColeBR) September 13, 2016
We're talking about watching this game film? It should be destroyed at the league office in the same room the Spygate tapes were expunged
— Jason La Canfora (@JasonLaCanfora) September 13, 2016
There were Jeff Fisher jokes:
Can the Rams bring in Pat Haden to fire Jeff Fisher on tarmac of the airport upon arriving back in LA? #3:14AM-LAX pic.twitter.com/hBel31GJhK
— Larry Brown (@LBSports) September 13, 2016
If the Rams were cool they'd have a stadium countdown for Jeff Fisher chasing the all-time loss record like Orioles did w/ Ripken's streak
— Mike Tunison (@xmasape) September 13, 2016
By the looks of this first half the Rams have a lot of work to do before they can climb up to their normal 7-9 record
— mark schlereth (@markschlereth) September 13, 2016
The fans who want to trade the Rams back to St. Louis:
St. Louis just declared no take-backs
— Les Bowen (@LesBowen) September 13, 2016
L.A. still wondering when they'll get an NFL team.
— Jay Posner (@sdutPosner) September 13, 2016
Streaker jokes:
#Rams GM Les Snead has apparently seen enough. https://t.co/FEvppeXKTk
— Charles Robinson (@CharlesRobinson) September 13, 2016
Fan running on the field and he just picked up more yards than the Rams. By a lot.
— Nick Wagoner (@nwagoner) September 13, 2016
And then this from a reporter:
I covered both of these quarterbacks if anyone's wondering why I left football.
— Tania Ganguli (@taniaganguli) September 13, 2016
