Andre Johnson put the Houston Texans on the board with a touchdown in the second quarter Thursday night, and he pretty much got molested shortly thereafter. The veteran wide receiver jumped into the stands to celebrate the score, which gave one particularly handsy fan an opportunity to grab his junk and spank the s— out of him.
As you can see from the photo above that Lance Zierlein passed along, a blonde woman who was sitting in the first row grabbed a handful of Johnson’s Johnson with her left hand. She spanked him repeatedly with her right.
At least she didn’t run onto the field to grab a player’s butt, because we have seen that before. I don’t know what that Texans fan paid for her ticket, but she definitely got her money’s worth.
GIF via The Big Lead
