Hulk Hogan sex tape being shopped, could be ultimate Hulkamaniac souvenir

One of the best parts about doing this job is waking up each day and never knowing what kind of stories you’ll end up writing about. Did I get out of bed today knowing I would be writing about a Hulk Hogan sex tape being shopped? Heck no. But twists like that are the perks of the job.

TMZ reported Wednesday that someone is shopping a Hulk Hogan sex tape to different adult video production companies. The details of said tape are tremendous. According to Thirty Mile Zone:

“In the clip, Hulk pulls his shirt off and brags to his companion, ‘I started to work out again.’ Hulk then runs his hands through his blonde hair like he always does.”

“The best part … Hulk’s thong-shaped tan line.”

Tell me what Hulkamaniac wouldn’t throw down a clean $20 to watch that beauty?

Of course matters involving sex tapes do not come without complication; Hulk says the tape was filmed without his permission, and he’s hired a lawyer to attack the person shopping the video. Sex tapes are generally great publicity for fading careers, so I’m not sure why Hulk opposes this, unless he’s just trying to keep the world from seeing his thong-shaped tan line, which is pretty understandable.