Morning Paper: Travis Henry has Some Competition

List of athletes who have fathered illegitimate kids [100% Injury Rate]

The NFL, not too fan-friendly [Deuce of Davenport]

Mark Cuban, dancing with stars? [Signal to Noise]

Mathematical proof Jessica Alba is hot [Hollywood Tuna]

Restroom problems at Heinz Field [Shakedownsports]

How about a little levity Mr. Olbermann? [Awful Announcing]

Megan Fox at the Teen Choice Awards [Popoholic]

The college football preseason blogpoll has been released [Mgoblog]

Michael Vick’s thoughts on his upcoming jail sentence [Big Daddy Drew at KSK]

What’s up with Florida fans and jean shorts? [Mr. Irrelevant]

Venus Williams is going Starbury with her shoes [Leave the Man Alone]

And a Happy Birthday to PostmanE