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Tim Howard was briefly the U.S. Secretary of Defense, according to Wikipedia

July 1, 2014 by Gordon Dixon • Comments
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Tim Howard diveThe World Cup run of the United States came to an end on Tuesday at the hands of Belgium, who was victorious by 2-1 final score.

Speaking of hands, it was those of U.S. goalkeeper Tim Howard that kept the team in the match with a performance those who were watching will not soon forget. Howard recorded a pretty ridiculous 16 saves, many of which were straight out of the top drawer.

Howard’s display was the talk of social media during the game and even prompted a brief change to the Wikipedia page for the United States Secretary of Defense, as shared by Grantland’s Danielle Elliot.

Best wiki update of the Cup so far, or ever: pic.twitter.com/GehIqfFtc1

— Danielle Elliot (@daniellelliot) July 2, 2014

For reasons like this, the internet is great.

Had the U.S. been able to defeat Belgium, a public office may not have been out of the question for Tim Howard.

Also see: Tim Howard was drug tested after 16-save performance
Also see: Tim Howard yearbook quote is so appropriate

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