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Kyle Korver vs. Ashton Kutcher
Jazz Forward/Actor
6’7″ 210lbs/6’2″ 180lbs
Goes home to Deron Williams/Goes home to Demi Moore
Khalil Greene vs. Jeff Spicoli
Padres Shortstop/Ridgemont High’s Finest
5’11” 195lbs/5’9″ 165lbs
smokes line drives up the middle/smokes reefers in his VW
ESPN Reporter/American Idol
6’0″ 180lbs/6’0″ 190lb
Investigates Bonds’ jock/Wants to investigate your jock
Spurs Forward Actor/Singer/Entertainer
6’10” 240lbs/6’2″ 200lbs
6-time NBA Champ/Box Office Stud
Eli Manning vs. Dopey
Giants QB/Snow White’s Servant
6’4″ 225lbs/2’0″ 40lbs
A bit slow/A bit slow
Julian Tavarez vs. Freddy Krueger
Unemployed Pitcher/Everyone’s Nightmare
6’2″ 195lbs/6’2″ 190lbs (hat and claws included)
Strikes fear in the hearts of SF dwellers/Strikes fear in the hearts of 10 year olds
Tony Stewart vs. Brother Bluto
Nascar Badass/Cafeteria Badass
5’11” 230lbs/5’8″ 220lbs
Beats up opposing drivers/Beats up sorority trim and JD bottles
Hedo Turkoglu vs. Bud Bundy
Magic Sharpshooter/Kelly’s bitch
6’10” 220lbs/5’3″ 155lbs
drains buckets all day/drains his lizard all day
George Karl vs. John Lithgow
Nuggets Head Coach/Lord Farquaad
6’2″ 250lbs/6’4″ 240lb
Wants to kick Isiah’s Ass/Wants to Rule the world
Mustafa Shakur vs. Urkel
Arizona PG/Nerd
6’3″ 190lbs/6’1″ 175lbs
trying to shake opposing guards/trying to shake the Urkel image
Amelie Mauresmo vs. Lattimer
Tennis Player/LB, ESU ’93
5’9″ 157lbs/6’5″ 260 lbs
Roider?/Confirmed Roider
Kammron Taylor vs. Chris Rock
Wisconsin Guard/Everyone’s Funny Man
6’2 175lbs/6’0″ 165lbs
Learned from Penny Hardaway/The Real Lil’ Penny
Jamaal Anderson vs. Ludacris
Falcons DE/ Superstar Rapper,Actor
6’5″ 288lbs/5’7″ 165lbs
Terrorizes quarterbacks/Terrorizes the club
Aaron Rowand vs. Irish Terry Conklin
Phillies Center Fielder/Boxer, Rocker
6’0″ 200lbs/6’1″ 180lbs
Left Face Print on Wall/Left Mark in Great White Hype
