Here at Larry Brown Sports, I’m always ready for a good laugh, and always looking to share it with you. So there I was, enjoying my free time playing poker online when suddenly the topic of conversation went to sports stars who have long lost twins from other fields. I had a great time talking about it so we decided to share it with you. Have a look at the fruit of my labor below, and send all suggestions to larry@larrybrownsports.com.


Kyle Korver vs. Ashton Kutcher
Jazz Forward/Actor
6′7″ 210lbs/6′2″ 180lbs
Goes home to Deron Williams/Goes home to Demi Moore


Khalil Greene vs. Jeff Spicoli
Padres Shortstop/Ridgemont High’s Finest
5′11″ 195lbs/5′9″ 165lbs
smokes line drives up the middle/smokes reefers in his VW


Pedro Gomez vs. Taylor Hicks
ESPN Reporter/American Idol
6′0″ 180lbs/6′0″ 190lb
Investigates Bonds’ jock/Wants to investigate your jock


Robert Horry vs. Will Smith
Spurs Forward Actor/Singer/Entertainer
6′10″ 240lbs/6′2″ 200lbs
6-time NBA Champ/Box Office Stud


Eli Manning vs. Dopey
Giants QB/Snow White’s Servant
6′4″ 225lbs/2′0″ 40lbs
A bit slow/A bit slow


Julian Tavarez vs. Freddy Krueger
Unemployed Pitcher/Everyone’s Nightmare
6′2″ 195lbs/6′2″ 190lbs (hat and claws included)
Strikes fear in the hearts of SF dwellers/Strikes fear in the hearts of 10 year olds


Tony Stewart vs. Brother Bluto
Nascar Badass/Cafeteria Badass
5′11″ 230lbs/5′8″ 220lbs
Beats up opposing drivers/Beats up sorority trim and JD bottles


Hedo Turkoglu vs. Bud Bundy
Magic Sharpshooter/Kelly’s bitch
6′10″ 220lbs/5′3″ 155lbs
drains buckets all day/drains his lizard all day

George Karl vs. John Lithgow
Nuggets Head Coach/Lord Farquaad
6′2″ 250lbs/6′4″ 240lb
Wants to kick Isiah’s Ass/Wants to Rule the world


Mustafa Shakur vs. Urkel
Arizona PG/Nerd
6′3″ 190lbs/6′1″ 175lbs
trying to shake opposing guards/trying to shake the Urkel image


Amelie Mauresmo vs. Lattimer
Tennis Player/LB, ESU ‘93
5′9″ 157lbs/6′5″ 260 lbs
Roider?/Confirmed Roider


Kammron Taylor vs. Chris Rock
Wisconsin Guard/Everyone’s Funny Man
6′2 175lbs/6′0″ 165lbs
Learned from Penny Hardaway/The Real Lil’ Penny

Jamaal Anderson vs. Ludacris
Falcons DE/ Superstar Rapper,Actor
6′5″ 288lbs/5′7″ 165lbs
Terrorizes quarterbacks/Terrorizes the club

Aaron Rowand vs. Irish Terry Conklin
Phillies Center Fielder/Boxer, Rocker
6′0″ 200lbs/6′1″ 180lbs
Left Face Print on Wall/Left Mark in Great White Hype


