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Tuesday, May 22, 2018

Gio Gonzalez needs a ‘sexy’ date for Nationals’ gala

Nationals pitcher Gio Gonzalez needs a date to his team’s gala on Saturday, and he’s turning to Twitter for candidates.

Gio has a pretty simple checklist going: sexy, single, and 21-or-over. That’s not too much to ask for, is it?

This has to be a plan to get some attention on Twitter, because I can’t imagine an MLB player would have that much difficulty finding a date to an event.

What’s nice is that he at least has the support of his teammates:

If he continues to struggle to find a date, I like what one person suggested: They should raffle him off at an auction. Hey, if he’s not too embarrassed to ask for a date on Twitter, why would he feel shame about being auctioned off?

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