Sarah Harbaugh kills it in great Dockers commercial (Video)

Jim Harbaugh’s love of his khaki pleated pants is pretty well known.

The guy is like Superman in that his closet must be filled with nothing but long-sleeved 49ers undershirts and khakis, because that’s all he ever seems to wear. And that has not sat well with his wife, Sarah.

Sarah Harbaugh DockersYou may recall that in January, Sarah called up a Bay Area radio station to complain about Jim’s pleated khakis habit. She even said that she threw away all of his pants and he still managed to find them at a Walmart while he was in Indianapolis for the combine. A couple of days later, Dockers got in on the fun and sent Jim a care package. Now they’ve gone a step further and wrangled Sarah for a commercial.

In the commercial, Sarah films a PSA-style message about stopping “dad pants” and urges people to get Dockers flat front pants. I love the commercial. I also, embarrassingly, must admit that I still have some pleated pants from years ago and probably could stand to get some new flat front pants. With Sarah’s encouragement, I might have to get some.

Also see: Jim Harbaugh tucks clothes into pleated khaki pants, looks like Michelin Man

Anastasia Ashley on good and bad Instagram comments (Video)

Are you one of those guys who will just write anything that pops into your head as a comment on someone’s Instagram picture? Do you give very little thought to the things you say on social media? Anastasia Ashley says that’s not the way to go.

The professional surfer turned internet celebrity (read: she has a rocking body and loves to show it off) shared her thoughts on good and bad Instagram comments left on some of her ummm shall we say, provocative posts? The takeaway from her? The more detailed you get, the more creepy your comment.

Anastasia Ashley Instagram

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Photo: Instagram/Anastasia Ashley

Jacob at the spelling bee totally thought he knew the answer to kabaragoya, BUT HE WAS WRONG (Video)

15-year-old Jacob Williamson of Cape Coral, Fla., made the finals of the Scripps National Spelling Bee on Thursday, and the teenager thought for sure he was going to win it all. When Williamson was asked to spell the word “kabaragoya” — and I swear, I had to look like 10 times when I was typing it out — he thought for sure he had it.

Youngster blurted out “I know it, I know it!” with the same sort of thrusting enthusiasm of a 15-year-old having sex for the first time. Check out his “Oh!” face:

Jacob Williamson Spelling Bee

Here’s the Vine video of his reaction:

The only problem is Jacob apparently did NOT know it. The poor kid spelled kabaragoya with a “C” instead of a “K” and was dinged. A lifetime of dictionary-memorizing all down the drain for nothing, and all he was left with was a video that went viral.

Here’s the obligatory Turn Down for What? remix Vine via our buddy @worldofisaac:

Even soccer legend Sydney LeBoo felt for the poor kid:

If Jacob really knew what he was doing, he’d somehow finagle a kiss or at the very least a date from LeBoo. Show everyone you’re multi-talented, Jacob.

Gross: Nats fan wipes armpit, makes neighbor smell it (Video)

Nats fan armpitWhile the Washington Nationals were trying to mount a 9th-inning comeback Monday against the Miami Marlins, one fan in the background was busy pulling off one of the grossest behavioral displays we’ve seen.

As captured by our friend @recordsandradio, one dude attending the game in a tank top decided Ian Desmond’s 9th-inning at-bat was the perfect time for a pit-check. The guy wiped his armpit, took a whiff, and thought the scent was so incredible he had to share it with his neighbor, who was visibly repulsed.


Girl tries pole dancing at Encore Las Vegas, falls on head (Video)

stripper pole failOne seemingly drunk girl decided she would get up on a stripper pole at a pool party at Encore in Las Vegas this weekend, and it was total amateur hour. Girl goes up to the top of the pole, tantalizes everyone but dropping all the way down, but she ends up stopping too late and falls on her head.

Give the girl credit for trying to fight through the injury and waving off her coaches who wanted to come out and check on her. Maybe next time she can find a matching bikini, too.

H/T Busted Coverage

Turlock high schooler nails Michael Jackson ‘Billie Jean’ dance at talent show (Video)

Michael Jackson’s singing, dancing and performing style has often been mimicked, but few have replicated it as well as one particular high schooler did last week.

At the Pitman High School (Turlock, Calif.) annual Talent Rally last week, junior Brett Nichols danced to Michael Jackson’s hit song “Billie Jean,” and his performance was so incredible and so spot-on that it has gone viral.

Brett Nichols Michael JacksonAccording to the Turlock City News, the video was posted on the high school’s Facebook page, which is where one of the school’s alumnae saw it. That person shared it on social sharing site Reddit, which is where it went viral. Since then, it’s been featured on websites, TV shows and made the home page of Yahoo!

“I always wanted to be famous, I just didn’t know it would take off in this direction. I didn’t wake up thinking today would be like this,” Nichols told the Turlock Journal.

Nichols, who also plays water polo, told the Turlock Journal he has been working on the dance for nine years. He did it back at a sixth grade talent show and learned then that the Moonwalk sells it. He’s absolutely right.

“Michael Jackson is the king of music. No one in pop culture today or ever can compare to him. He is the quintessential person of music. Ever since I saw him, I’ve been a big fan and he has been sort of like a role model to me,” said Nichols.

I guess this means Colin Kaepernick can step aside, because Nichols might be Pitman’s most famous student now. I also seriously cannot stop watching this video. He is that good. And I’m surprised he had time to fit in the interviews with all the girls who must be throwing themselves at him.

Pimp move: Young kid catches foul ball, gives it to older girls (Video)

This young kid is what we call a P.I.T. Heck, his moves are so smooth, he might not even be a pimp in training; I think he’s already there.

This youngster caught a foul ball at the Rangers-Blue Jays game on Saturday, and he made the day for a couple of girls by giving them the ball. Check that, he was so smooth, he actually kept the foul ball and gave them a different one.

You think he had that all planned out? That guy is a boss. Guaranteed he got digits, too. Just look at the reaction from those girls:

foul ball girls

He knows how to make them melt.

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