Dana Holgorsen did a good job keeping his West Virginia Mountaineers competitive with Alabama before losing their season opener 33-23 on Saturday. One area where things weren’t quite as close for Holgorsen however, was the hair category. The guy lost that battle in a blowout.
That dude’s hair started to wilt like a flower in heat. It became progressively messy by the quarter. By the time the game ended, he was in full-on Big Ern McCracken mode.
Holgorsen’s hair was just as bad from the back, too.
They wouldn't even have to put the score up. Holgorsen's hair is telling me everything I need to know. #BAMAvsWV pic.twitter.com/rhz7C2T4ma
— Pigskin 'N Pearls™ (@PigskinNPearls) August 30, 2014
Hey Holgy, you might want to try a visor or hat and see how that looks. Maybe see if Spurrier has an extra one.
