If anyone can afford to have a toilet that is more than just a toilet in their house, it’s Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen. According to Wes Welker, they have exactly that in their new home in California. One of the fully-expected but completely off-topic questions that was presented to Welker on Thursday morning had to do with Brady’s new digs. Tom’s favorite receiver took that opportunity to talk about the two-time Super Bowl MVP’s new throne.
“You go over and use his toilet, and you press this button, and it sprays water on you and all this stuff, and I’m like, ‘You gotta be kidding me.’” Welker said according to the Boston Herald. “It’s heated, it’s all this stuff, and I’m like, ‘This is crazy.’”
Of course Tom Brady has a bidet — he’s Tom Brady. The Herald has reason to believe the toilet Welker is describing is the Toto Washlet Performance Toilet. Some of its features include a heated seat, an automatically closing lid, a blow dryer for your can, and perfume scents to take the smell away. You can even get ones that come with a built-in MP3 player.
People like us bring our iPod into the bathroom with us if we think we’re going to be a while. Multimillionaire quarterbacks consolidate.
