Adrian Peterson Says He Would Kiss Halle Berry’s Feet

Believe it or not, athletes and celebrities have celebrity crushes too.  While there are guys like Shaquille O’Neal who crush hard on other men, there are others who would go to great lengths for a chance to meet their celebrity crush.  One of those people is Adrian Peterson, who has a crush on Halle Berry that could frighten some people and give Rex Ryan a woody.

“I have to meet Halle Berry,” Peterson told ESPN Wednesday on the ESPYs red carpet. “She’s a gorgeous woman. I don’t kiss feet at all, but she has good features and her feet are one of those features. So, you know, I’d kiss her feet.”

Don’t get me wrong, I think Halle is great.  She might be a little too old for feet kissing though, even if you’re into that kind of thing.  If Rex Ryan really does drool over his wife’s feet we know he would completely agree with Peterson.  My main question has to do with Adrian saying she has good features and her feet are one of those features.  Does he mean she has all good features so obviously her feet are a good feature, or is he telling us he has scoped out Halle Berry’s feet before?  Whatever revs your engine, I guess.