Chris Johnson will smoke this ginormous cigar if Titans win Super Bowl
The Tennessee Titans are a long way from reaching the Super Bowl, but that hasn’t stopped running back Chris Johnson from picking out his victory cigar in the small case that the team pulls off a miracle run next season.
“I’m smoking that if we win the Super Bowl the whole cigar,” Johnson wrote on Instagram this week.
Now that’s something I would love to see. Johnson smoking that entire cigar? Dude would be passed out for a month if he tried that.
Would you look at the size of that thing? That’s not a cigar man, that’s a shillelagh. Yoenis Cespedes swings a bat smaller than that. You could probably crack a skull open with that blunt.
Shoot man, I’m not much of a Titans fan, but if them winning the Super Bowl means we get to watch CJ1K try to smoke that entire thing, I’m in. Heck, I’d even go pay-per-view of the postgame show to watch that smoke session.
As long as he doesn’t get caught smoking it during a game like this guy, I’m sure the Titans will have no problem with it.