Coming to a Turnbuckle Near You, It’s Adam “Pacman” Jones
After much conjecture and speculation, the inevitable truth has finally been revealed. Pacman Jones will embark on his latest venture. He will be joining TNA wrestling, so says USA Today. This was something we had heard a week ago, but then the Titans said it was against Pac’s contract. No matter, I mean when’s the last time Pacman actually listened to authority anyways? From Pac:
Wrestling is, “something to do, to keep me out of the streets while I have my little off-time from my real job, and, I’m a big fan of wrestling, so I wanted to give it a try,” said Jones, 23, of the Tennessee Titans, who is suspended for the 2007 NFL season for off-the-field personal conduct matters.
Jones said wrestling will help him stay in shape for the NFL. Plus, “it will help get my mind off a lot of stuff that I’m going through. It’s sort of a way to relieve some stress,” he said.
Well, I guess that’s better than clearing a few chambers to relieve some stress. So Pac’s first appearance is scheduled for Thursday on Spike TV, and he’s expected to make his debut sometime in the next month. Awesome. We now will be accepting nominations for Adam’s wrestling name. I’m not too good with that sort of thing. But I do know that if they want to induce excellent fighting results, they should decorate the ring like a strip club. Now that would get Pacman pumped.