Would there be any bigger tragedy in the history of the National Football League than if Rob Gronkowski went changing on us? For Patriots fans, it would be a shame if he stopped dominating opposing defenses and was no longer an unstoppable force in the red zone. Bloggers like us just want him to never stop spiking Megatron dolls and telling people he would take Tim Tebow’s virginity.
A reader recently shared a video with Barstool Sports of Gronk making an appearance a the University of Rhode Island. During the event, people decided they wanted to have a little fun with him and play “Marry, F***, Kill” featuring Betty White, Rex Ryan, and Tebow. As you can see, Gronk delivered the answer they were looking for and more. I’m guessing he said he would kill Rex and marry Betty, but does it really matter?
Gronk may be a meathead, but he’s obviously a clever meathead who’s capable of thinking on his toes.
