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Charles Barkley calls Manu Ginobili’s dunk on Chris Bosh

There might not be a bigger fan in the media of Manu Ginobili than Charles Barkley. Everyone knows that Chuck goes nuts when Manu balls out. He always bellows “Ja-NOBE-LYYYYYY” when Manu does great things on the court. And Manu did something special in Game 5 of the NBA Finals.

Ginobili set the tone for the entire game by dunking on Chris Bosh during the Spurs’ massive run in the second quarter. Our buddy CJ Zero decided that the Ginobili dunk had to be served justice by putting Chuck’s voice on it since TNT was not covering the Finals, meaning we wouldn’t get to hear Chuck go nuts over it. At least this replacement works.

As LB mentioned on Sunday, look at all the black jerseys that were around when the 6-foot-6 guard threw it down.

Manu Ginobili dunk Chris Bosh

You know everything’s going right when your guards are dunking on the opposition.

GIF via @cjzero

Charles Barkley tells San Antonio fans they suck (Video)

Charles Barkley teamcastTNT’s “Inside the NBA” had Danny Green on for an interview after the San Antonio Spurs’ Game 2 victory over the Oklahoma City Thunder on Wednesday night, but the focus of the interview instead turned into Charles Barkley’s ongoing spat with Spurs fans.

Barkley has long been sparring with Spurs fans — and many other fanbases for that matter — and has been insulting the women of San Antonio for years. His playful bickering with their fans heated up as TNT prepared for another Spurs playoff run this season. After the Spurs’ win Wednesday, San Antonio fans were giving Chuck a bunch of crap, telling him that he sucked, just like any proper fanbase would do.

How did Chuck respond? By giving it right back to them, as expected.

Typical Chuck, yet highly enjoyable as always.

Charles Barkley gets into it with ‘jerkoff’ radio host in hotel lobby (Video)

Charles Barkley teamcastCharles Barkley was approached in a hotel lobby by a couple of guys from a radio program called “The Billy Madison” show earlier this week, and he almost ended up whoopin’ somebody’s ass because of it.

Barkley was minding his business on his way to the hotel bar to get a drink when a dude came up to him and started asking why he hates on fat women.

“Did you get, like, a bad taste from a big woman?” the obnoxious-sounding guy asked.

“No, dude,” Barkley said. “I’m just joking, I’m on TV.”

Barkley then called someone over to “get rid of these son of a bitches for me,” but motormouth kept talking.

“You’re gonna get your ass whooped if you don’t get out of my face,” Barkley said. “James, get this motherf—er off of me please.”

We get it. Everyone has a job to do and Barkley brought this on himself by repeatedly dogging on the fat women of San Antonio. Tim Duncan’s girlfriend even wore a T-shirt calling Barkley out, and I’m sure he loved every second of it.

I don’t know if it was the tone of this guy’s voice or his “what did I do?” attitude, but he could not have been more annoying. I don’t blame Barkley for getting upset.

Eventually, a hotel manager came over and asked the radio guys to leave. For whatever reason, they still seemed to think what they did was awesome. They must be one hotel interview away from being TMZ.

Video via The Big Lead

Tim Duncan’s girlfriend Vanessa Macias shows up Charles Barkley with T-shirt (Video)

Vanessa Macias Charles Barkley shirt

Tim Duncan’s new young girlfriend Vanessa Macias wore the ultimate T-shirt to Game 1 of the Western Conference finals between the San Antonio Spurs and Oklahoma City Thunder, and she made it onto TNT’s “Inside the NBA” for it.

As you know, Charles Barkley has been mocking the women of San Antonio for years. He has called them fat, said Weight Watchers would have a field day in the city, and fat groups have called for apologies. He has refused.

So how did Macias, who is proudly from San Antonio and has been involved in the San Antonio sports scene for the past few years, respond to Barkley? By wearing this T-shirt to show up the Round Mound. Video:

Yeah, she knows exactly what she’s doing.

Also see: Is Vanessa Macias making Tim Duncan dress better?

Video via @cjzero

Shaq stuffs sock in his shorts, rubs it on Chuck’s head (Video)

Tuesday was a banner day for Shaq. And by banner day, we mean the guy just killed it with about a million viral moments.

Not only did he hilariously confuse a pierogi for a kielbasa when discussing Polish center Marcin Gortat, and not only did he not recognize Mariano Rivera, but what took the cake was when he stuffed a sock in his shorts for a modeling skit.

Ernie Johnson was pimping some “Inside the NBA” shirts being sold on Homage — and they are pretty awesome shirts — so the TNT crew decided to model them. A few crew members walked down the catwalk with the shirts, and then it was Shaq’s turn to show us stuff.

Shaq sock shorts

Shaq threw on a “Craig Skywalker Sager” T-shirt, added some short-shorts and proceeded to shake his rump all up and down the stage. It was beautiful. But the money shot came when Kenny Smith noticed Shaq’s package looked a little larger than usual and asked if he had a sock in his shorts. Not feeling ashamed, Shaq reached down and pulled out his faux-trouser snake and then he walked over to Charles Barkley and rubbed it all over Chuck’s bald dome.

All that was missing was Shaq belting out “ain’t no woman like the one I got.”

Charles Barkley will not apologize to fat women of San Antonio

Charles BarkleyWhen multiple obesity groups came out last week and demanded that Charles Barkley apologize for his recent comments about fat women in San Antonio, we knew Chuck was probably sitting at home laughing hysterically. His reaction to the cries for an apology has confirmed that.

During Sunday night’s “Inside the NBA” telecast, Barkley made it clear that there is no apology coming.

“If you don’t like me or the show, turn it off,” he said, via For the Win. “And they want me to apologize. That’s not going to happen. That’s not gonna happen. You all can write letters to your momma, your daddy, your uncle. I’m going to have fun on television. You know that I’m joking around. But if y’all waiting on me to apologize, hell gonna freeze over.”

Shaq, Ernie Johnson and Kenny Smith all burst out laughing at Barkley’s defiance, which will likely infuriate the National Association to Advance Fat Acceptance. Sir Charles has been singing the same tune about overweight women in San Antonio for a years, and he’s not going to stop anytime soon. Demanding an apology only brings further attention to him, which we all know he loves.

Charles Barkley double-fisting churros is the best Charles Barkley GIF ever

GIF: Charles Barkley - two fisting churros on Twitpic

Charles Barkley has no shame. No shame whatsoever. On “Inside the NBA” on TNT Wednesday night, Chuck either decided to show us what he looks like when he’s double-fisting those delicious churros down in San Antonio, or he was giving the viewing public lessons on how to give a proper BJ.

At the top is a GIF of Chuck showing us what it’s like when he double-fists churros. Below is a GIF of Chuck drinking Shaq’s soda while eating churros:

GIF: Charles Barkley drinking Shaq soda and eating a churro on Twitpic

Look at Chuck’s technique:

Charles Barkley churros

Why does it seem like he has a lot of experience with the subject? See, he even remembers to cradle the …

Charles Barkley churros

Nevermind.

GIFs via @cjzero 1, 2