If you’re going to grow a mustache then grow a mustache. Some people can’t grow a good stache, and that’s perfectly fine. However, you should know if you are one of those people by the time you’re 34 years old. A.J. Pierzynski has improved his play lately and the White Sox desperately needed him to, but his mustache is more suited for the set of Anchorman or a 1970s porno than the baseball diamond. Check out the A.J. Pierzynski mustache picture, courtesy of Big League Stew:
You want to see a mustache? This right here is a mustache. In fact, even this is a great mustache. And this could be the best mustache modern-era sports have ever seen. If A.J.’s mustache is responsible for his high-quality play as of late, more power to him — as long as he knows how ridiculous he looks.
